I was watching FOX News the other day and they had a story on about some former Playboy model and employee who went to law school and then later sued them for sexual harrassment because her job was supposedly threatened by a superior who, she claims, made advances towards her. This story was highlighted on a segment called “Kelly’s Court” which is named after the blond, comely co-anchor of the “Morning Show” Megan Kelly. She is a trained attorney, turned cable news “super babe” who had nothing but bad things to say about this woman. Kelly had a real attitude about this woman and her case and basically came right out and said that the former Playboy model/employee had no case by virtue of the fact that she had posed nude before and worked for the magazine. Kelly said this all with a straight face and the whole time I’m thinking…you dumb bitch…just because you are on FOX News you think you are better than her? Do you really think FOX News hired you for your … big, blond BRAINS? WTF? If YOUR life had gone slightly to the left or the right of the path YOU planned you might have been right there with her with a staple on your stomach too…or maybe you would have had your own “Best Of” compilation tape on “Girls Gone Wild”…whose to say? As if, Megan Kelly, you’ve never done anything that your bosses at FOX News wouldn’t have approved of? I’m so sure you NEVER licked a little bearded-clam while on a drunken binge in college, never got passed around by some studly frat boys? WHATEVER!!! I bet you have seen more cock than the Poultry Association of America !!
The double standard is pathetic…women like me that LOVE sex are looked down upon by the so-called “good girls” who are busy with their PTA meetings, taking the rugrats to soccer practice and making the “mystery meat surprise” recipe off the Lipton Soup box for dinner, all the while they are planning “Desperate Housewives” styled romantic evenings for their husbands with bubble bath, chocolates and the latest DVD from the porn store up the street. The same porn store, BTW, that they protested and picketed against standing with their neighbors from the cul-de-sac. I HATE hypocrites DAMMITT!!
Megan, you would probably do well to come out to one of Mike South’s bukkake parties and suck a couple of dozen cocks with me…you would enjoy it and your skin and hair could definately benefit from the protein.
Much love all….talk to you soon….xoxoxoxoxo Lindsey