It’s been a while but yesterday I heard a couple worth mentioning.
Kelly is spending a couple of weeks with me, lets just say Kelly has recently found freedom, as she drank her cospmopolitans she was telling me that it was a lot like Russia. They were oppressed for so long and now they have a lot more freedom. Then she says thats what I’m like, I’m like a Russian….Full of Vodka and ready to party!
That struck me as funny….very funny.
quote number two needs no set up
“I’m attracted to shiny things.”
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What’s really funny is Putin divorcing his wife for a 25-year-old Olympic gymnast. 😯 Ya think him being worth $40 billion is why she’s with him? 😀
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