Wink

Well the nominations are out. Hot damn. I almost spit out my coffee but I’m paying $3.55 for a tall these days and I wasn’t about to let it go to waste. That shit’s more expensive than oil. First of all, congratulations to Everhard for all 15 of his nominations. You deserve it, wedge.

And of course congratulations to Adam and Eve for all one million and two nominations.

And I see a trend emerging with us two contract girls. Bree and I have a weird chemistry that results in on camera girl/girl mauling and subsequent nominations. Every single scene we’ve done together has been nominated for awards. “Bree and Kayden” even won the Fan’s Choice award for best girl/girl feature at Night Moves. And the one stills set we did got a cover thanks to Genesis Magazine.

But these nominations didn’t make me spit out my coffee. Everhard is a gold standard in quality of product and performance and so is Bree and obviously so is Adam and Eve. What made me choke on my tall espresso truffle hold the whip was my nomination for Performer of the Year.

No, I’m not complaining. I’m thrilled. Elated. I’ve got that pampers pull ups theme song in my head, “I’m a big kid now.” I feel like it’s my first day of high school and one of the seniors just winked at me. And he’s on the football team and drives and old mustang. And the only thing standing between me and him is the entire varsity cheerleader team: