Want My Help? Read This

Ever since people started figuring out a month or so ago that I am helping Kayden Kross with her career I have been getting a LOT of emails from chicks in porn asking me to help me with theirs.

Now I’m willing to help pretty much anyone that I can but when it comes to attaching my name and my help to you in an official capacity I am extraordinarily selective.

I’m not trying to be a prick but I have been in this biz for 16 years and if you are coming to me for assistance then the first thing you have to be willing to do is admit that you don’t already know everything.

The companies I work with have expectations of the girls I bring to them, I have the highest standards when it comes to presenting you for a contract and you have to conduct yourself accordingly.

If you want me to help you on an ongoing basis these are my main criteria:

You must be pretty – this one probably goes without saying but if you want to be a top level girl you have to have top level looks. Period.

If you do drugs of any kind, including coke, meth, heroin, pills, alcohol,  weed, whatever, I think it is your God given right to do so.  I also won’t take you. Period.

If you have an eating disorder or self image issues, I won’t take you. Period.

If you only do girl/girl I will be happy to send you to Jim Gunn or someone who will shoot you but unless you bring something to the table I’m not interested.  What do you need to bring to the table?  Glad you asked….mainstream name recognition. If you are wondering if you have mainstream name recognition…You don’t.

If you are not smart and dependable, I don’t want you.  I’m an advisor not a baby sitter.

Speaking of If you need a babysitter to go on appearances with you to make sure you dress and act appropriately and get to where you are supposed to be on time, and make sure you don’t end up on TMZ with your babysitter loading your drunken or drugged out ass into a car… I don’t want you.  I expect you to be where you are supposed to be, when you are supposed to be there, dressed appropriately and with a good attitude. If you are not capable of that Every single time, I don’t want you.

If you want to be a hooker, God bless you, I believe that is your God given right, but my clients want girls that are representative of their companies and they don’t run escort services. If that’s what you want to do go to L.A. Direct or someplace else that doesn’t care.

So heres what I do want:

If you are pretty, have few or no tats and are smart and driven to make the most money possible in this biz, you can handle yourself and know when to listen, if you take this seriously as a profession and a business then you are my girl.  Hit me up via email, I might have something for you.