Well Today (at 645 AM) They Will Cut Me Open:
And excise the tumor anyone who wants to know the 411 after surgery should find it easily enough, many of my friends will be getting calls from my little brother letting them know when it’s done.
I should be out of surgery by around 2PM EST
Goddess Has Devised A Top Ten List (Look out Harry Weiss….)
Guess South will be headed to surgery this week. Because I worry so much about him–hey, I do! Many
is the night I’ve tossed and turned, tossed and turned. Then I cut back on my caffiene consumption,
started taking melatonin and drinking a shot of whiskey every night, and now I sleep like a drunken baby.
Wait, where was I going with that again? Whatever. The point is I have written a Top Ten list for South.
TOP TEN THINGS you CAN DO TO PASS THE TIME WHILE RECOUPERATING FROM SURGERY:
10. Con nurses into doing free bukkakes by telling them he’ll make them “stars.”
9. Two words: acting lessons.
8. Finally. Enough free time to see if the Nick Manning Penis Pump lives up to it’s reputation.
7. Peruse the net for pictures of hott cops for my site.
6. Update his own site DAILY. Whoa. New concept.
5. Negotiate with CEO of hospital to put mikesouth.com stickers on all bedpans and pee bottles.
4. Work on becoming even more humble than he already is.
3. Sit on the front porch and chuck porn videos at passing Christian Conservatives.
2. Work on his AVN Hall of Fame acceptance speech.
(I wouldn’t waste a lot of time on this one if I was him.)
And the Number One thing Mike South can do to pass the time while recouperating from surgery…..
1. Bedazzle™ his jeans!
