My buddy Aaron sent me the link…heres a few choice photos with their captions from
these are real photos taken at walmart stores
The good news is i think we found Marilyn Manson. The bad news is we might have actually found Marilyn Manson.
Alabama
That’s so weird. I was just asking myself “Hey, I wonder if that guy drinks too much or needs to store fuel to please his woman that he constantly has sex with?” Thanks for clearing that up for us all, it would have been awkward if i had to ask.
Canada
Somebody come here and pick up my jaw, I can’t seem to find it now that my eyes popped out of my head.
Pennsylvania (ActuallyI think this MIGHT be Godess…it is from PA…)
I fucking LOVE the next one
I get it. Putting messages on your ass for people to read is still in style. And I get it, Cocks is for South Carolina Gamecocks. But how bout we either have the good sense not to make this, or to not wear it.
Virginia
Well, the important thing is that while this person is donating orgasms or taking d*ck breaks they are also looking out for the safety of those on motorcycles.
Florida
I love it. I wish I could have seen Bozo the clown come out, unlock the handcuffs, and roll away carrying his bags.
California
Kinda like a ghetto C-3PO…
Illinois
I’m sure you are just filling your Cavalier RS with it too.
Missouri
Hahaha!! I’m not even going to make fun of this guy…mainly because if his “old lady” can’t get that decal taken off, I’m not messing with him!
Pennsylvania
If you were wondering what this site is about, then here is your answer. This is the Holy Grail.
California
I can see they are at a photo hut. I see that. But what picture could be that important? Unless Bigfoot brought the Loch Ness monster as his date, there is no reason to be at a Walmart on your wedding day! NONE! period. Don’t bother leaving any comments telling me otherwise, because I’m not going to accept any answer other than Bigfoot and Nessie doing the electric slide.
Nevada
I’m not an expert (nor am I from the sloopy state) but I can’t imagine how it could be legal to drive around with a flashlight for a headlight.
Ohio
“What are you wearing sexy?” -Cowboy boots. “Ya that’s hot.” – Pink velour pants. “Ya I like that.” – a little green baby girl hoodie. “Oh damn, that sounds sexy.” – and I kinda look like Gallagher. “Oh ya…wait…what?”
Oklahoma
It seems like you just started adding random things to that list. Midgets and DSL make you hard? Really?!
Florida
There should be an application process in order to procreate.
Texas
I am speechless.
Utah
Everyone loves the man in the yellow go-go boots!
Texas
After visiting our site would you really be shocked if you actually saw someone sampling this?
Ohio
How does she wipe her ass??
Minnesota
is he huffing glue? [NO this is NOT a where in the world is Mike South photo!]
Unknown
Yes you see that correctly. It is an old man with big supple delicious looking breast implants.
Texas
Buy the phone and call a tailor.
Unknown
2 mullets, 1 shot.
South Carolina
If you liked these check out the site theres tons more…i laughed til I cried….
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I checked out the site. I laughed so hard that my throat is sore and I think I pulled something in my abdomen.
….then I felt strangely sad for my beloved country…
I know right we are a nation with some real…ummm…characters
but it is also encouraging that some American (presumeably) had the great idea of making that site to begin with…