Let this go down in porn history as being my greatest contribution to this industry to date. Let me be remembered as the catalyst who launched this gem into a wildly successful career that eventually peaked with a book deal and a clothing line or at least six months of high end gonzo before her future ex boyfriend becomes uncomfortable with her job and wants to support her on his drug dealer money and she has a kid or two with him and another one with someone else and picks up a few tattoos and a drug habit along the way then attempts a triumphant return to an industry that forgot her long before her last boxcover was released and she realizes stupid can only take flight when paired with youth and tits and a fresh face.
But I think option B isn’t such a threat because she hates kids or at least the idea of having one and has no tattoos or psychological problems as far as I can tell. And no one can ever really call me out on the viability of option A because in ten years this blog will be long forgotten and that’s about the amount of time it would take to see my master plan come to fruition. Either way I found her first and she shot her first high end gonzo scene for Erik Everhard Entertainment with you guessed it and now she’s curled up in a cute little ball on the couch with her fake eyelashes and smooth clean tan and French tipped nails. She’s a passed out package of porn potential.
I’ve vowed not to let her sign any contracts with agents. She won’t work with anyone I haven’t met and/or heard neat things about. And we’re going to practice the word “no” for the future so that when the situation presents itself she’ll be ready to fling it. I debriefed her on suitcase pimps and Chlamydia and bad boob jobs and various other things I want her never to have. She may come and go without even making so much as a footprint but she’ll come and go gently.
On a side note let me just say she would also have a future in sword swallowing as the opening act of a circus show if she didn’t have a vagina.
….and this is where I’m supposed to insert the picture of this mystery girl (who only hours ago took up the name Shannon Silva) but the damn thing won’t load.
I’ll be back with it later. She’s cute and blond with all the right curves in all the right places I’m sure you can fill in the blanks. Porno Dan and Tommy Gunn can vouch. They met her last night at Mr. Pete’s birthday party.
PS I fucked up tactically by starting with a lofty intro and then fizzling with a disappointment. I should have started off quietly and let the momentum build before the great reveal in the way of a picture and maybe a second hardcore shot that highlighted nice natural breasts and a perfect ass. I should have let the audience build it up. Alas, I did not. Oh well at least I tried and Mike got his update for the day.
