Day 1: 14 hour flight touches down at 5am local time. Pornstars detained for five hours with no access to food or water and an over zealous air conditioner. New Zealand curiously interested in their bank accounts and shampoo bottles.
Day 2: Pornstar involved in brief street brawl in the midst of 100,000 apathetic bystanders over her tits. Pornstar defensively hits aggressor. Agressor hits back. Pornstar shocked.
Day 3: Third pornstar has severe reaction to pre dinner drink. Takes a cab home immediately. Still feels like shit the following morning.
Day 4: Entire adult convention evacuated with fire alarms and loud speakers. Fire fighters rush in weilding axes. All three pornstars roll eyes but give a sigh of relief after signing for 12 hours straight.
Day 5: Pornstars probably just choose not to leave their hotel rooms.
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Hummm…. Maybe Pornstar should have considered another activity? http://www.rockets.co.nz/