Here’s where I show how I am precognizant.
It hit the press that LiLo is not going to be playing Linda Lovelace in the Biopic about Linda. It also hit that Lindsay is a half million dollars in debt.
So here comes where I show my precognizant abilities, psychic even….
Steve Hirsch will offer her a million doallrs to do porn for Vivid….YAWN.
He will get a bunch of free publicity about it and she won’t accept.
So Steve I’m gonna beat you to the punch. I’m hereby offering Lindsay Lohan one million dollars to do a bukkake for www.southernbukkake.com
That’s one million dollars for less than an hours work, it’ll get her out of debt and she wont even have to bother with a sleazy porn company or have actual sex on camera.
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I hope she accepts your offer! You have to come up with the one million dollars, but you will make three million in the first month the scene hits your website! Also, you can put it on DVD with three Lindsey Lovehands and Raven scenes and make another million off that. I would have insisted on at least a blow job and vaginal with condom, though — a million dollars is a lot of money for just cum on her face!
If she accepts believe me I can get the money, that wouldn’t be an issue I dont think, but truth is we all know she isn’t going to accept, I’m just trying to beat Hirsch to the cheap publicity.
but who knows maybe she is broke enough….Id for sure toss lindsey lovehands into the mix for that one 😉
I agree – Vivid right now is a big yawn, and she’ll turn down all offers out of sheer pride regardless. In actuality she’ll simply find an Arab SD who will secretly video tape her doing things that Miss Haze even can’t fathom and in about 10 years that tape will be anonymously released. Regardless I wish her the best…
Monica, you are half right. She will fuck an Arab sheik. In fact, she is likely the biggest slut in Hollywood. However, those Arabs are so uptight about sex that the video will either not be made or be guarded tighter than Fort Knox! And I bet she only gets $100K out of the deal.
Mike, I volunteer to be in the movie with her…we’ll call it “Lohan vs. Lovehands” and we can have a suck and fuck-off where the guys vote at the end of the party who the better lay is…just a thought, I’m game. And tell Mr. Hirsch that I will be available for series similar to the “Not the…” series that Vivid can start and I will gladly be the Lohan look-a-like, whatcha’ think?