Because I was too busy watching YOUR CONTENT on their sites. But you already know that. And you still went to the awards show anyways.
Besides being a AVN Awards sponsor, Brazzers also picked up an award for “Best Vignette Release”. But you already know that because you were there.
In other news, I happened to peruse Adult Press Release FYI and saw that there’s going to be a Charlie Chaplin porn parody. Jesus H. Christ… Fucking kill me already. For non-Brazzers tube site users, let me save you the $24.99 and allow me to dissect what type of scenes you will find in a Charlie Chaplin porno:
1. Cane fucking.
2. “The Great DICK-tator”.
3. More cane fucking.
4. The Kid.
5. A pointy shoe inserted in someone’s asshole.
6. Dirty sanchez mustaches for everyone.
7. Sticking forks in enema bottles and dancing them around.
Tell me what I’m missing here…
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[New Post] I did not attend the Brazzers sponsored AVN Awards this year… – via #twitoaster http://www.mikesouth.com/uncategorized/i…
Oooooooooo, nothing says “steamy sex video!!” like a mime! **jazz hands** Maybe Charlie will be miming his way out of a vagina!
BTW, they don’t call him The Tramp for nothin’
HA! Goddess