Atlanta based photog/writer Ric Limpert got sentenced to 2 years in prison today for defrauding his customers by adding his name to checks sent to his clients and depositing them to his account. Limpert represented himself as a CPA though he was not licensed as such in GA. This all came out of his accounting work and had little, if anything to do with his work for The Rocky Mountain Oyster.
Evan Seinfeld Earns The Title Asshole of the Week By Steppin Out Magazine (From Blabbermouth.net)
BIOHAZARD frontman Evan Seinfeld, who is married to adult film superstar Tera Patrick, has been dubbed “Asshole of the Week” by Steppin’ Out magazine’s (web site) Chauncé Hayden. The following installment of Chauncé’s column, “News, Gossip And Truth”, will appear in the publication’s next issue, out on Wednesday (July 13).
“This week’s ‘Asshole’ hits a little close to home. You might recall a few weeks ago when we featured adult film star Tera Patrick on our cover. While I’m always up for a hot babe on the cover, Steppin’ Out publisher Larry Collins wasn’t thrilled with the idea for a multitude of reasons. But a big fat ‘X’ over Tera’s most revealing extremities was enough to end the heated debate.
“End of story? Hardly.
“Last week I got a very bizarre email from Tera’s porn star husband, BIOHAZARD frontman Evan Seinfeld. The email was short and sweet. ‘Are you going to make up for this blatant f-ck up or are you just going to hope this goes away?’ Not knowing what Seinfeld was referring to, I responded, ‘Is this a game where I get three guesses as to what the f-ck you’re talking about?’ Let the fun begin! So this morning I wake up to Seinfeld’s response, which reads as follows:
“Listen you f-ckin asshole, no more guesses, and if you did your homework as a journalist instead of jerking off to starlets (that would never talk to you except they think you are helping them promote their ventures.), you would know what I was talking about,… and the fact that you don’t just proves what a f-ckin’ shitbag you are.
“This is no game, I implicitly told you the Tera’s website is www.ClubTera.com.
“I also gave you my number to call me and check over the pertinent facts so you didn’t make any grave errors.
“In your infinte lack of attention to detail or facts you printed www.TeraPatrick.com not only on your site but in your magazine…
“We are in a multi-million dollar lawsuit with the operators of TeraPatrick.com as they are posing as the official site of Tera… Thanks a lot for sending them lots of traffic after we sent you all those free pictures of Tera… asshole.
“So you drove traffic to the site of our legal and mortal enemies…
“We don’t know each other, and I’m sure you don’t want to know me now.
“I gave you an opportunity to try to rectify the damage you have done, which of course is irreparable… and you reply to my emails with a f-ckin’ attitude?
“Tera is furious… and you, once again, are just a little fuckin’ asshole.
“How does it feel to be arrogant to try to compensate for your ineptness?
“Take your little Jersey fag-zine and wipe your ass with it now.
“I’ll make sure no other important porn stars bother with you from here on in.
“Be a writer, not a groupie.
“Fuck you,
“Evan Seinfeld.”
The following is Chauncé Hayden’s response to Evan’s e-mail:
“You know what asshole… I wouldn’t correct that error if my mother’s life depended on it.
“When I called you (so-called) office, the bitch who answered the phone told me to basically f-ck off when I tried to ask questions regarding facts in the interview. So look really close at these next few words you piece of sh-t…. F-CK YOU.
“I then questioned Mr. and Mrs. Porn Star’s claim that Mrs. Porn Star is a former Ford model and registered nurse. I gave Mr. and Mrs. Porn Star several hours to produce any documentation to support their claims. I also called the Ford Modeling agency and according to their comptroller Bob Strand, there is no record of Tera Patrick (aka Linda Ann Hopkins) ever being signed by their agency. In regard to Tera’s claim that she’s a registered nurse… We’re still waiting for Seinfeld to send us documentation… and waiting… and waiting… and …”
As my readers know from WAY back Tera was no Ford model, nor was she a registered nurse, nor did she own a llama farm, nor was her father part owner of Gallo Wineries, this would be the same father she told others died in a plane crash…you get the gist.
And while we are at it, it’s my understanding that lawsuit over terapatrick.com was settled a LONG time ago and it’s even possible that Evan violated that particular settlement when he ran his pie hole over all this….do tell A-Dell….
