James from hotmovies says no way they are shaving, that the affiliate program is 100% trackable and auditable. Said they did lose a drive with about 20,000 movies but that it is being restored.
Goddess Writes:
Why I feel I should go fishing with you ….
Several weeks ago the doctor confirmed that I have a disease. It’s called “lazyazzitis.” Now it might not *sound* that bad, but he assured me I will die with this disease. I’ve had it for several years now, and the symptoms were evident, but I refused to see them. The constant procrastinating, refusing to get out of bed for days on end and even the fact that I would lay on the couch for hours waching that show you said I can’t mention were all signs that I continued to ignore. The symptoms got progressively worse and now it’s too late. I’m terminally lazy.
I feel that I should be the one you pick to go fishing because I would have that one last chance to see the ocean before I succumb to this illness. I could inhale clean air and feel the sand beneath my feet–if you carried me down to the beach, that is.
I’ve never caught a fish in my entire life, including the ones that have jumped out of the goldfish bowl. Alas, I feel it was their fate to die on the carpet. Of course, you’ll have to bait my hook… and hold my fishing rod and …take the fish off the hook for me. I’d do it myself, but you know, the illness and all….
I also feel you should pay to fly me down to Florida and buy my fishing license for me because apparently one of the side effects of the prescription medication I take for “lazyazzitis” is “cheapazzitits,” and I’ve contracted that, too, now. My only hope is that modern medicine will come up with a cure for this soon, and that it’s free, but I’m not holding my breath. It’s pointless, and besides, it’s too much work.
All in all, I think I could make a valuable contribution to the trip. You know, as long as it doesn’t require any effort on my part…unlike this stupid essay.
Goddess
“Changing the world, one trailer court at a time.”
http://www.theworldofgoddess.com/dailyjournal.htm
Well my first thought was how in the world could I possibly deny Goddess? but then reality hit me…I have no way to get her beloved hooveround or whatever that thing is called onto the boat…sorry Goddess you lost out to Frank…Who just said he wanted to go fishin.
