Some AVN Award Predictions:
Pirates will be THE big winner
Catherine will get shut out save for a technical award or two or three
Devil In Miss Jones Will win big in the film categories
Camp Cuddly Pines will also be a winner
Evan Stone won’t win best actor, Randy Spears will, Evan played himself, that ain’t acting.
RobbyD will beat out Jules Jordan in the gonzo series and video categories
After much thought my money is on Sunny Lane for Best New Starlet.
Pirates Out Sold “Sin City”, “Star Wars Revenge of The Sith” and Others?
Obfuscation: n. the activity of obscuring people’s understanding, leaving them baffled or bewildered.
In a press release about Pirates I got the other day I noted this: I found it highly amusing…
VAN NUYS, Calif. – Joone’s Pirates was declared the the No. 1 DVD of 2005 on DVD Talk, a leading online DVD site.
and this
Joone said, “DVD Talk is the most respected DVD forum online. They cover Hollywood releases as well as adult and to have received their highest mention is an honor I’m proud to receive. I’d like to thank the staff at DVD Talk and all the customers who subscribe to their reviews and forums.”
So I went to www.dvdtalk.com and I looked at the top 20 DVDs for 2005
you see “Pirates” in there anyplace? Neither did I.
so I looked at the top 10 TV DVDs of the year Damn not there either.
I looked at all the other top 10 lists there….No “Pirates”
Then I looked at the top 20 ADULT DVDs and sho nuff there it was at number one.
But that ain’t what the press release said is it?
Now I adore Adella and the folkss at DP are my friends but ain’t we gettin just a tad carried away with the PR thing here? The way it sounds is that Pirates outsold lots of mainstream releases this year.
OK all you PR peeps it’s time to reign it in just a tad, it’s gettin ridiculous.
I’m longing for the day when I used to get press releases about Tera successfully passing gas and lo and behold it turns out she is a virtuoso musician…
