A Stripper Quote Of The Day

Back a few weeks ago when I was in Dayton over my birthday I noticed several of Tims peelers were wearing leg warmers….You know those godawful 80s things like that chick in flashdancer wore.

So I asked one of em why? She said well they are warm but that Bambi was the first one to do it. Now Bambi isn’t her stripper name I just used that to protect the guilty. So I ask Bambi why in God’s name she is wearing those nasty leg warmers.

She stammers a minute and says, well honestly it’s to hide my ankle tracking device.

Yup, she is under house arrest and only allowed to go home and to work…how funny is THAT

Only at Flamingo Show Club ….