Somedays Porners Surprise Even Me:
I got the AVN Print Mag for July the other day, after it sat unopened on the counter for a couple of days I picked it up, flipped to the review index and saw that my latest tape was reviewed..Uh Oh
The reviewer was Mark Kernes…double uh oh. I figured oh well, I guess I have this coming in a karmic sort of way…
When i read the review I was shocked, let me condense it for you
Four stars and a pre-nom for best pro-am video.
You can call Kernes a bed wetting liberal,but you certainly can’t say the man isn’t objective.
Personally I say he has good taste in porn.
When Strippers Attack:
VANCOUVER, British Columbia (AP) — Two exotic dancers who punctured a third dancer’s breast implant with a broken wine glass onstage have been spared jail time.
According to testimony Wednesday in British Columbia Supreme Court, customers in a downtown nightclub were stunned when two dancers attacked a third after a performance on July 18, 2002, cutting her in the right breast and rupturing her implant.
The attackers got angry because they believe the dancer had a snooty attitude, Justice Deborah A. Satanove was told.
Andrea Hauser, 25, convicted of aggravated assault, was sentenced to a year of community service, a year on probation and payment of $3,750 to the injured dancer for medical expenses.
Shayla Clewis, 25, convicted of assault, received a three-month conditional sentence and three months on probation