Some Stories Just Dont Need A Headline: (from defamer.com)

Bearing a passing resemblance to Jon Heder probably won’t get you much in this town, but it’s apparently at least good enough to get some wire service shooting gallery time at a porn-star-studded gala where Coolio is the highest-profile guest. Over on his blog, comedian Marc “The Guy Who Lived In A Reasonably Priced Foreign Car For A Week” Horowitz posts this video about his short, but heady, experience breathing the rarefied air of Napoleon Dynamite-level celebrity at prodigiously becocked thespian Ron Jeremy’s recent birthday party, during which he enjoyed the brief attention of some adult performers impressed by the belief that they were in the presence of an actual B-lister. Now that the Hollywood event-throwing world has been alerted to this doppelganger in its midst, we imagine that the security at the upcoming Blades of Glory premiere will be air-tight, with Heder himself a likely victim of a red carpet stun-gunning from a hair-triggered publicist who thinks she’s just bagged herself an interloping imposter.

Jenna Writes On Her Blog:

My weight

I feel like I need to address the weight rumors that have been swirling for a few months now. This saddens me… only because, everyone that is judging me… has absolutely NO idea what is happening in my life. People are hateful and accuse me of being a drug addict, or an anorexic. Does anyone seem to remember the fact that I am going through a nasty divorce? It has been weighing heavily on me. I worked extremely hard for years to secure my success, and i have been forced to fight for everything I busted my ass for. This has definitely affected my weight. It really hurts that my fans and everyone else) have taken it upon themselves to be so horrible, screaming eat a burger! or we want the old jenna back! I’m sure everyone out there has gone through tough times, and this is when I need support.
I wish I could enlighten everyone with what is exactly going on in my divorce and business, but I can’t because of legal proceedings. I really hope everyone understands and remembers I am human, and I really need friends and the love and support right now.
Soon the divorce will be settled and I am hoping to come out unscathed, but my x is doing his best to make it hard. Thanks for all of your support, and remember I love you!
xoxoxox
Jenna

You will note that NOWHERE does she actually address the issue of her weight other than the poor poor pitiful me routine. The truth is Jenna, you need help, ditto  others whose body mass is ridiculously low despite ridiculously large tits. Girls with eating disorders almost NEVER acknowledge them, not even to themselves much less to others, so it is up to the people who love them to get them help. We do love ya Jenna, you’ve done a lot for the biz…Get help Soon.

Carmen Electra Studying To be A Pornstar:

Electra poring over porn to hone her porn star skills!

By ANI
Wednesday March 21, 12:45 PM
Washington, Mar 21 (ANI): Carmen Electra’s role as a porn star in her new flick saw her taking out all those long retired racy videos from her closet. The former ‘Baywatch’ star will be starring as porn actress Candy Fiveways in the new British comedy ‘I Want Candy’, and admits that though she is ‘no stranger’ to porn, she still needed to brush up her knowledge in the field. “I’m no stranger to watching porn but I did sort of have to brush up on a couple, you know, dusted off a few old porn films in the closet,” Contactmusic quoted her, as saying. As for why she took on the role, well Carmen insists that she was looking forward to not portraying a porn star as sultry, but as a smart, funny and sweet woman. “I thought it would be really fun to play a porn star in a way that’s really smart and funny and sweet,” she said.

Its good to see the industry and particularly the people in it portrayed in a more positive light these days. As much as “Girl next Door” played to the stereotypes (It had to it was somewhat satirical) It portrayed the people as human. It wasn’t like the old days where movies like “Hardcore” portrayed the biz as taking advantage of under age girls addicted to drugs being used in snuff films…..Not that some porners wouldnt do that if they could….hell some of them even try.

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