In honor of the new Obama Chia Pet Pictured here I have a million dollar idea that will make Chia Pets the Cabbage Patch Dolls of the 2012.
Top Ten New Chia Pets for 2012
10. Samuel Jackson “Say What Again”
9. Pam Grier “So, you wanna play with knives, huh? Well you picked the wrong player! ”
8. Carrot Top “I think, over the years, I’ve kind of evolved.”
7. Phil Spector “The gun went off accidentally.”
6. Don King “Mike Tyson has been given every penny he has coming.”
5. SuperFly ” Can you dig it? ”
4. Shaft “This cat is a bad mother ……..”
3. Michael Jackson “It’s easy as 1 2 3”
2. Dolemite “That rat-soup-eatin’, insecure honky motherfucker! ”
1. Bob Ross “Let’s get crazy.”
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Collect them all, they make excellent stocking stuffers for the kids.
Aw, shucks! I was hoping for a Chia Pet of a woman’s bush and pussy. Sean came up with a list of about ten female adult performers that have one now. Oh well, I guess I will forgo the Chia Pet this Christmas.