Looks Like We Are Safe

The Rapture didn’t happen….How do I know since it isnt yet 6PM here?

Because its now 9PM on on Sunday in Thailand and my buddy there told me he is still around…..and he doesn’t see any unusual piles of clothing lying around empty….

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Looks Like We Are Safe

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  1. Be it because they are all Buddhists and Muslims, or because it’s the largest brothel on earth, I’m pretty sure Jesus would skip Thailand completely.

  2. Well I guess he skipped Atlanta too and Im pretty sure there aint one people in a hundred thousand in Cali he’d take.

    is anyone missing?

    my stats are actually very normal…not that he’d take my heathen readers LOL

  3. Hey, it’s me, Goddess, writing to you from Heaven!

    One minute I was using my vibrator and the next thing I knew POOF! I was standing naked next to Jesus, who for some weird reason, was also naked. The Rapture rocks!!

  4. “Goddess
    May 22, 2011 at 7:58 pm

    BTW, why hasn’t God made any comments on your blog lately? Did you piss Him off?!”

    In case you haven’t figured it out, I’m in charge now.

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