This is Adell and the guy she has conned…I mean consented to marry
His name is Mike…which is fitting, she told me if she couldn’t have me she’d have to have someone real close…the only difference is he has blue eyes other than that we even look alike…it’s scary.
When asked if she was going to continue to have wild monkey sex with Mike South she replied to Tim Case that she didn’t know that she and I were having wild monkey sex…Tim figures that means no….for my part….I dunno about the monkey part either….
I dunno what Mike does for a living but its a good bet he doesn’t play in a band or carry suitcases, but on saying I do he does become the sole property of Digital Playground, whatever he does. DP will own his website, his name, his likeness and probably everything but his penis which Adella will retain exclusive rights to.
Jewn commented that Mike can have it at night but that during the day “Adella’s ass belongs to ME”
And Samantha Lewis stated that this will not effect their relationship in any way.
Robby D said “Whew!”
and Nic Andrews said…”Hey that’d coulda been me you know”
Tegan wondered if Adella was gonna get knocked up soon, Jesse wanted to know if Mike is famous, Jana Cova uttered something in Czechoslovakian which was either Good Luck or how were the ants.
Devon said “huh?”
and Janine said “never trust the bastards they will dump you at the first hint of younger hotter pussy and all you will get is 500 dollars a day per kid…..”
Celeste has offered to film the wedding in guazey slow motion HiDef with blurring added to set the mood
We all wish Adella and Mike the best
