First There Was This Email:
“Holy Cow. All I want to do is fuck on camera! I do not care what you use the film for! I can out fuck all these young babes, and eat their pussies until they can’t walk! When ya coming to Fort Wayne In? Give me an address that I can send you a Polaroid to.
I am 37, yes I know,,,too old to be a big time film star,,,I just want to fuck! My body is better thaen 1/2 of the babes you are showing! Plus, when I cum, it’s real! I squirt, I do doubles, I eat pussy, I love gangs of men with hard white cock! ”
At first I thought this was a guy, then I reread it and thought it was Gauge, but she is from Arkansas not Indiana, and she isn’t 37 either. She didn’t send a photo but I like her enthusiasm.
They Get Better!
Then Came THIS!: (My comments added)
Hello Mike.
I am sorry I did not write to You, because our computer was broken a lot of time.
I have question for You.
Do Yuo know the DEVON? – much hottest porn star on the world!!! I saw the short movie with her.
She is very, very beautiful!!!!!!
She is a child of ANGELS!!!!!!!!
( OK NOW yer losing it dude…Devon and Angel are about as far from each other as you can get! While I don’t know much about her ancestry I am quite sure that none of them have been canonized, maybe shot out of a canon.)
I’d like to meet her.
(Trust me…NO You Wouldn’t)
Is(eventually)would be possible to do it?
( Sure come to Adult Expo….Oh wait a minute….Don’t do that… chances are she will flake, she has flaked on everything else she was suppossed to do this year. The Euro shows, LA Erotica, 9 out of 10 DPTonight Shows. You might find her hanging with a second rate promoter of rock bands though.)
I hope You heard about her.
(Oh ya I have heard ALL about her)
Do You make a films with her?
(Not even for free, I don’t need the headaches!)
SHE IS ANGEL!!! ANGEL!!!
(DUST, DUST…Maybe)
I would do everything to meet her!!!!! Trust me MIKE!!!!
(Buy a LOT of Drugs, I mean a LOT and go to Miami next week where she will be featuring, if she doesn’t flake)
I hope You answer me soon.
(Done!)
Best regards
M M
Finally:
The International Trepanation Advocacy Group
Posted by Klintron at 8 Nov 03 @ 06:09 AM
For those that don’t know, trepanation is the process of having a hole drilled in your head (“this reminds me of that time you tried to drill a hole in your head” “That would’ve worked if you hadn’t stopped me…”).
Trepanation, by a single act, restores the brainbloodvolume (“BBV”) to the level of childhood, the level at which the ego was originally installed. This benefits everyone, but most importantly the psychotic, whose de-conditioned ego can regain its original strength supported by a childhood-level cushion of blood. The word communication centers are re-floated in blood, and there is therefore less strain on the ego/constriction mechanism, which no longer needs to be permanently deployed in order to maintain self-control. Both the degree and extent of repression can therefore be reduced. The lifting of this burden is often felt as increased energy. The ego, now with more free time, can be used for the purposes of concentration, i.e. the channeling of blood into the capillaries of the brain required to be in action. This is a benefit to everyone, no matter however well adapted they may be, to their stasis of repression.
Well that does explain a lot…think about it y’all…I think there’s LOTS of porners practicing this trepanation thing. Ed Powers prolly has one, so do Matt and Mark Zane. Rob Black and Gene Ross have a few each and Devon…shit thats gotta look like a collander.
