One of the more interesting habits of some of the Flamingo showgirls is a little habit they’ve come to call “Tits for Tacos”. The girls get off work here at Flamingo at 2am and immediately head for a local Taco Bell franchise for food — rather than paying, as any normal customer would do, the girls prefer to flash the drive-thru guy their naked breasts so they can get Tacos and Gorditas and Nachos Belgrande for free. As I understand it, the girls eat regularly for free in this fashion.
I suggested that, as a corrollary to “Tits for Tacos’, we begin a program at Tim Horton’s called “Dicks for Doughnuts”, whereby the male members of the staff could go through the drive-thru late at night at Tim Horton’s and flash our penises to receive free food. I haven’t tried it yet, but I plan to very soon.
