What is TimCase reading? Jhumpa Lahiri, “The Interpreter of Maladies”
What is FiFi watching? The Anna Nicole Smith Show
What is Bubba listening to? Peter Gabriel, “Up” and Aimee Mann, “Lost in Space”
It’s sunday, and we’ve stopped at our place in Dayton for a few hours to sleep. Drove the 658 miles from Long Island yesterday after leaving the club at 4am… the management at Blush was happy as could be with Fifi’s shows, and the small bar was definitely packed. She did okay — didn’t get rich, but the base pay was good. They had a russian immigrant DJ working there who did 6 of our 9 shows…he was so bad it hurt my feelings. God, what an idiot.
Today around noon we leave for Albuquerque…I figure if we can make 700 miles per day and get a room in between, we should be okay. Tired already…maybe this driving thing wasn’t such a good idea, LOL.
TOP TEN MOST OVERPLAYED STRIP CLUB SONGS
1. Motley Crue “Girls, Girls, Girls” (old, old, old)
2. Nine Inch Nails, “Closer” (I want to fuck you like a zzzzzzzzzzzz)
3. Nelly, “Hot in Herre” (a new one, but moving up fast)
4. Ted Nugent, “Stranglehold” (kill me now — it sucked when it was brand new)
5. Guns and Roses, “Sweet Child Of Mine” (isn’t this like 11 minutes long?)
6. DiVinyls, “I Touch Myself” (hot chick in the video — song is worn out)
7. Wyclef Jean, “The Stripper Song” (even with the shout out to New York Dolls)
8. Joe Cocker, “You Can Leave Your Hat On” (OK for Adara Michaels only)
9. AC-DC, “You Shook Me All Night Long” (once a great song — way overused)
10. Kiss, “Heaven’s on Fire” (enough of this already)
Wow I can’t even think of one to add here, as for Fifi Tool? Anna Nicole Smith? A mind is a terrible to thing to waste y’all.
