With a top ten list
New Top Ten List: Ten Ways To Tell If You’re a Porn Insider
10. You can use the words “chopsticks”, “bridgette”, and “anus” in the same sentence
9. You’ve heard of Harry Weiss
8. The phrase “Adella is God” makes perfect sense
7. You know what a FIP is.
6. Luke Ford has revealed your real name and address on his website.
5. You don’t worry about ticket prices for the AVN awards, because you’ve never actually bought a ticket.
4. You have more than 10,000 friends on MySpace.
3. You can spell “Flagyl” without looking it up.
2. Dennis Hof has bought you dinner.
and the Number One way to tell if you’re a porn insider…
1. You’re familiar with the name “Wankus”.
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Wankus says your a liar over on adultspeaks.com. I told him Ive never known you to lie. He stopped responding.
Sadly, Wankus isn’t the man he used to be.
Nobody seems to want to say it to his face, prolly because they like him but word is he needs to lay off the drugs and refocus, seems his destiny is obscurity.