I’m Completely Over the Porn Parody Thing

I realize that porn parodies have been around since the beginning of time and that some of them end up making a lot of money. However, the hype from the current onslaught of television sitcom porn parodies is beyond fucking annoying.

Press release after press release of producers and directors congratulating themselves on how they did a great job in recreating the original sitcom. I don’t care if Steven fucking Spielberg himself was directing a porn parody. It would still end up looking like a cheesy porno production. They all do…

It makes perfect financial sense that someone finally came along and made a Brady Bunch porno. I’ll even give credit for developing a Beverly Hillbillies feature. But Bewitched??? I don’t see the obvious hard-on angle with Bewitched. I also don’t see a hard-on angle with the Munsters, which is coming soon from Hustler.

Because the world of porn never knows when to let up when milking an idea to its fullest extent possible, I expect to see a Maude parody at some point or even Eight is Enough come down the pike before this current awful sitcom parody craze eventually grinds to a hault. If this industry had any real balls, they would do a porn parody of the Roots miniseries or maybe even start doing porno parodies of real life events like R. Budd Dwyer or the L.A. Riots. I can just picture ol’ R. Budd eating his secretaries ass to bad MIDI file software music loops just minutes before he stands in front of a gallery of reporters and puts a hole in one.

I’m personally waiting for Jeff Mullen to unveil his latest porn sitcom parody sensation where the cast of The White Shadow gangbangs the Facts of Life girls in their dorm room while Mrs. Garrett gets fisted in the broom closet by Snyder the handyman from One Day at a Time. I can already feel my dick getting hard just typing this shit…

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I’m Completely Over the Porn Parody Thing

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  1. Ok-Ok-Ok, How’s this?
    Diane Chambers (cheers) is working on a sociology paper and stops in to “interview” Fred Sanford. He naturally has a heart attack during midnut. Having dirtied her clothes at Sanford’s Junk Emporium she drops in Jefferson’s Dry Cleaners and “chats” with George Jefferson. Having finished her research she is now ready to take her Oral Exam in class. Are you ready? The classroom is the set of Welcome Back Carter. Now just as she’s about to cum, she wakes up next to…. Lilith Crane (cheers & bob newhart). They have a good laugh at the dream with of course a Girl-Girl to finish.
    I know I’ve got a chubby.

  2. Great Job Frank. You probably wrote their next treatment for them! I’m sure they already have a release date and boxcover ready to go.

    I made a joke one time at an industry event about an Osama Bin Laden parody I thought up. Someone at Extreme overheard and shot a scene by scene exact ripoff of my idea. Bastards…

  3. Hey Mike, I totally hear you but give me a little bit of a break. I was tired of the 5 scene gonzo thing a long time ago but I didn’t say a word about it. Instead, we went out and had big selling movies with Britney Rears and of course our little Not the Bradys XXX flick.

    I do agree that those that jump on this parody bandwagon and fuck it up are not helping me out but I totally expected this to happen. Just like in pop music where everybody copies the hit song, we are now the one being copied and truthfully this type of flattery sucks. We will continue to do what we do and not worry about the competition but I must say that Bewitched makes the perfect parody and I will of course send you a copy in the fall. Stay well and I think somebody owes somebody a beer and I’m in the buying mood. Besides, I’m from Milwaukee so I know where to get it nice and cold. Hey…Not Lavern & Shirley XXX. Hmmmm!

  4. OMG Laverne and Shirley you kill me but I didnt write that bit, Steve Lick did, and no he isn’t a pseudonym for me, he writes much better than I do.

    but you can buy me a beer and you know I have nothing but respect for your marketing genius….you out do Adella on this level.

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