War Corespondence:

We have been out on a “mission.” Things are looking up over here as far as the Iraqi civilians go, but the damn Iranian’s are causing hell. They are the ones setting off all of these damn road side bombs everywhere and teaching others how to do the same.

Anyway, I am temporarily reassinged to a detail in another country (can’t say where, but watch the news and you can figure out where I’ve been). I am attaching a picture for you to see. I am the one on the far left. I am not allowed to send you a pic showing my face due to my assignment. I will however send one in the future.

Some Mike South Readers!

I am also attaching a picture of my Air Force buddy Corey holding a sign for you. This pic was taken at Saddam Air Port. I tried to circle it in red so that you could see where the asshole’s name used to be.

A postcard from Saddam International Airport

The last picture is a group shot of my unit taken while we were with an Armored Unit a little over a year ago. Cliff, the big guy on the lower right with gloves on is the one who used to let us look on with his password.

Mike South loves these guys!

Anyway, tell me what kind of reports you want from us and we will fire off what we can… Please make sure that everyone at home knows that we HATE this war, but we also understand the mission. People need to support the President and what we are doing and not believe all of the crap that some news folks tell!!!!

Marine MP

Im delighted to have you guys as readers and contributors. Despite my opinions of President Bush I am, and I encourage my readers to be four square behind you guys. The job you guys do is thankless and anyone who fights for this country is a hero in my book!

I comped these guys access to my sites Thanks gentlemen! I hope all of you guys return home soon, safe and sound!

JM Video’s next Great Director and a Sure Fire AVN Editor’s Choice

This is a real ad on craigslist. (Thanks Goddess )

“I’m looking for a woman with some experience in front of the camera for a differnt kind of art film. You will be required to pull out your front teeth with a pair of pliers while performing a sex scene. You will be well paid and all travel is covered. However, you will be responsible for any medical bills. Email me if you would like to be a part of this project. We can set up a meeting to talk about payment.”
Makes one proud to be in porn doesn’t it….
BT Writes:

Mike: I don’t mean to pick on Asia Carrera. She did just lose a husband; she is embarking on single parenthood with a newborn and a 1 year old; and, by golly, I have had many moments of pleasure watching her over the years. Her scene with Tom Byron in Cumback Pussy is still one of the hottest scenes I’ve ever watched.

That said, like all porn stars, Asia created a public mythology about herself.

You mentioned Mensa. The other is that she was a financial genius and a Wall Street Whiz. Back during the Internet boom, she wrote about how much money she was making in the stock market by avoiding tech stocks. She even thanks Warren Buffett, the billionaire founder of Berkshire Hathaway.

Lo and behold, you read her plea for donations and she blames part of her current financial plight on her significant losses in the stock market …. on tech stocks.

And, I don’t mean to malign the dead, but her husband used to proclaim on his website that he’d gone to med school. Well, you read his obit, and sorry, it’s not in there.

Always important to remember that when it comes to porn, female orgasms and perfect breasts aren’t the only things that are faked.

Enjoy it for what it is, which is fantasy. But remember that the women we watch are characters and the scenes portrayed are the figment of someone’s imagination. It ain’t real life and neither are the stories they put out in the press.


PS – and if you believe Asia is a Wall Street Whiz and president of Mensa, you probably also believe that squirting’s for real and that porn gals can’t wait to do double anal in real life.

Couldn’t have said it better myself…If Asia is really that smart why does she act so damn ignunt. (that’s how we southerners say ignorant…)

And Now A Good Cop Story…Because Goddess Can’t

While she was “flying” down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, “What’s your hurry?”

To which she replied, “I’m late for work.”

“Oh yeah,” said the cop, “what do you do?”

“I’m a rectum stretcher,” she responded.

The cop stammered, “A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?”

“Well,” she said, “I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until 6 feet wide”.

“And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?” he asked.

“You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge…”

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