Kaiser Soze gets credit for this one.
Top 10 List of Names Before Deciding on Mr. Teagan
10. Teagan’s #1 Fan
9. Teagan’s +1
8. Will Work-for-food
7. Teagan’s Sperm Donor
6. Teagan’s Bitch
5. Teagan’s Tax Deduction
4. Teagan’s Leech
3. Failed Male Talent
2. Mr. Insignificant
1. Teagan’s Cum Shot Cleaner
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Mike, don’t forget “Teagan’s Leech”. For those that aren’t from Michigan, a leech is a little black slimy animal that bores a hole in your skin and eats your blood. Leeches live in lakes and ponds in cold climates. You can fish with them, so they are also sold in bait shops around here. They were also used medically for blood poisoning at one point in ancient history.
Sorry, missed that one! It is already on there. Oh well, at least now everyone knows what a leech is.
The catfight that started this is ridiculous! Don’t porn women have any shred of dignity remaining? Even in the drug-addled 70’s when Sharon Mitchell (one of the more successful porn performers back then and not the joke she is today) and John Holmes from “Johnny Wadd” each acquired a heroin addiction, none of this went on publicly. I wonder if drugs are involved in the current crop of “problem children” in porn. Oh well, at least some of the current crop of talent are smart enough to stay above the fray!
I wonder if drugs are involved in the current crop of “problem children” in porn.
I’m going to assume that was a rhetorical question. 🙂