They hired him because he was so funny………you gotta love it!!!
NAME: George Martin
SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one
that will cooperate)
DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously,
whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be
applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style
severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I’m worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and
post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they’re better suited to a more
intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP
TO 50 lbs.?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be “Do
you have a car that runs?”
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a
winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes, so they tell me.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job – no! On my breaks – yes!
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a
fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde supermodel who thinks I’m the greatest
thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.
NEAREST RELATIVE….7 miles
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR
KNOWLEDGE?: Oh yes, absolutely.
***Old People Rock! ***
I Got More Email About DP and Stern than I Did Votes For Porns A List:
Donnie Brasco Writes:
Dammit man just when I thought you were in Adella’s purse you prove me wrong. Good Call.
Mark Writes:
All publicity is good publicity and Howard still has a big audience, DP was just getting themselves out there.
Sweet Red Writes:
You have a very keen sense of observation and when you see something you don’t like you have a very blunt way of calling it like you see it. The way I see it we need more of that honesty in the world.
Great site Mike, keep up the good work.
Larry Polk Writes:
Even if you have no erection problems Cialis would help you to make better sex more often and to bring unimaginable plesure to her. …Oh wait….that ain’t…Anyway Larry don’t you know this is PORN…We don’t give a fuck if the girl gets pleasure or not, when we cum she is fucked…But you might try emailing Tyce Bune.
