JimmyD Speculates:

I was most amused by Tim’s revelations! Apparently, Tim missed his true calling– He should have opened his own porn news site since he seems to know the value of mixing truthful journalism with bullshit, lies, and wild fabrications. You coulda’ been a contender, Tim!

Actually, JimmyD Tim couldn’t…Yes he is a lucid and even funy writer, but he lacks the dedication necessary to succeed…as you well know it’s one thing to write a little blurb once a month or so…its quite another to do it once a day. Tim needs to stick to what he is doing….He is good at it.

Tim will be seen later this year on Jeopardy…he goes in to shoot on Aug 20th…I think there should be a strong contingent of porn people and fans in attendance to cheer him on!

Adella Sends Me A Press Release

Every few days…Usually I don’t even read them…cuz I don’t even post my own press releases here…But today I’m making an exception.

Digital Playground’s Jesse Jane and co-host Dave Pounder will launch a very sexy and funny DP Tonight broadcast TONIGHT at 7 PM. Kelly Steele and Pantera will get naked on the couch with Hamilton and shed light on their professional experiences as well as some intimate encounters in their private lives. Undoubtedly, the Michigan state University Alumni, Dave Pounder will frost the show with his comedic perspective and a good time will ensue. These diverse personalities will chat about everything you want to know during Digital Playground’s LIVE broadcast. All DP Tonight guests have a lot to reveal and they are eager to interact with you. Please send your emails for everyone to [email protected] now!

OK It’s hard for me to make fun of Jesse cuz I actually adore her. But Dave Pounder…Now here’s a guy I can poke fun at….Is he going to sit in the floor during the show turning the pages on a porn mag and furiously yanking his flaccid penis trying to get wood like he did on the KSEX Show? Is he going to hit on all the girls trying to get them to work with him…Like he did on KSEX all the time…Will he work for a bong hit?

They will chat about everything I wanna know huh…I can’t wait to hear Pantera theorize on the nature of God. Or maybe hear what Dave has to say about the Grand Unified Theory. I want to hear Kelly Steele do the entire show without mentioning the last name of a single dead president, particularly the one that appears on the ten dollar bill.

Here’s what I expect to see…

Out of sync audio and video where Dave makes lame jokes while trying to promo himself as a real porn performer while kelly Steele pimps out hubby Hamilton and Pantera tries to convince us that she is in fact, a porn star. Roy Garcia will supply some new girl who popped into his office today and she will be this weeks Virgin Vixen and Jesse will be expanding on how much she REALLY wants to do her next scene with me….

Oh ya and there will be a mikesouth.com idiotic question to win a free membership here…I am ashamed of DP’s viewers last time around…none of whom knew that Fat Freddy had a cat…One to whom Garfield and even Bill the cat owe thier existence…Bill was cool Garfield is way lame.

Yayaya I took a Day or Two Off…So Sue Me:

But theres’s nothing really happening in porn anyhow…I mean yes Chloe Jones was fired by Vivid, apparently because of a drug habit….Imagine that a Vivid Girl with drug problems….I guess next vivd will have to fire most of the big directors they work with…

When Geeks Attack:

I think the coming InterneXt show should prove highly interested. I mean with the new Mastercard BS and the Acacia Bs There should be some fireworks. You will read about it here.

LFP Tried to Buy AVN:

That particular portion of Tim Cases post last week is, I hear, correct. LFP isn’t going to buy AVN but they did make inquiries, dunno how far it went but I’d bet AVN said make us an offer and the offer wasn’t good enough.

Wonder if they wanna buy mikesouth.com….hey make me an offer….

Speaking of Offers:

It appears that JKP is preparing to go public. Porn companies that have gone public in the past haven’t fared well. I find it unlikely that JKP will fare any better.

In this climate in particular a company better have a strong bottom line and solid management. JKP has neither. Bounicing checks doesn’t set very will with Wall Street…ask the guys at Metro.

I think investing in a Video Porn Company at this point is akin to investing in Penthouse, it’s a bad bet. With diversification being the key to a strong showing on Wall Street JKP really has nothing going for it except for sponsorship of Korn’s recent Concert Tour…At a time when rock bands going on tour are having major problems selling tickets. You wanna be successful in Entertainment these days you damn well better have good internet savvy…JKP doesn’t. I’d sooner buy swamp land in Florida.