In Reality:

Look, we all know that Mary Carey’s campaign for the governor’s mansion is a cute publicity gimmick. But let’s talk about one that’s a little closer to reality, that would be Arnold Schwarzenegger. There is no doubt in my mind that Arnold loves America, but that in and of itself does not qualify him to be governor. Arnold has yet to to answer a single question with a substantive answer. I realize that name recognition alone probably gets him an advantage in this election, but Arnold claims he is not going to raise taxes nor will he cut spending programs. So tell me, how does he expect to reduce California’s deficit if he isn’t going to cut spending or raise taxes? He says he will do it by getting industry to move back to California, this is the same industry that left California because of its outrageous taxes. Now some of you probably think that Mary Carey has some harebrained ideas, and indeed she might, but tell me is a tax on cosmetic surgery really more harebrained than Arnold’s idea to bail out California’s economy? I think not!

I Have a Dream:

And a campaign speech for Mary Carey, I would vote for anyone who held this ideology;

“If you send me to theGovernors Mansion I promise to dedicate my administration to the cause of reducing the size of government and turning both the control and the responsibility of your life back to you. The government does not own you, and is not responsible for your individual welfare. That phrase in the Constitution about providing for the “general welfare” does not mean that your government is supposed to take care of every nuance of your life. It simply means that the federal government is charged with the responsibility of ensuring a general atmosphere in which you can use your talents and your willingness to work hard to build a fulfilling life for you and your family. The government is here to clear your way, not to prop you up. Elect me and I’ll work to get government out of the way and to pave the path to fulfillment with freedom and economic liberty, but I won’t work to take you down that path. That part will be up to you.”

Mark Kulkis is a Genius:

As you all know Mary Carey is running for governor of the great state of California. After giving this considerable thought I have decided that MikeSouth.com should embrace Mary Carey has its choices for governor. Mary Cary’s platform includes a tax on cosmetic surgery particularly breast implants. Mary has also come up with the idea of putting WebCams in the governor’s mansion and charging a membership to view them. This tactic would presumably pay off California’s deficit.
Mary Cary will be on the CBS today show Wednesday morning and on the O’Riley factor Wednesday night. Hats off to Mark Kulkis for the best PR campaign so far this year. Pure genius!

Nick Manning, still in love:

In other news, Nick Manning is still looking in the mirror and beating off.

Dick tation ain’t what it used to be:

I am writing this update using one of those voice recognition programs. I am very surprised at how accurately it works. Does this mean that I will update more often? I doubt it. But, it is very cool to just dictate my update to the computer. The voice recognition really has come a long way. One thing doesn’t concern me. If I keep using this program to do my update’s I’m going to lose the vernacular that I usually write with. It doesn’t really uses words like ya, y’all but it does recognize just damn!

An Extreme Defense?

I have some thoughts on his trial, it seems to me that the prosecutor is going to try to hold before single small video clips from the web site as being obscene in and of themeselves. This goes against traditional obscenity law which requires the work to be viewed as a whole and declared obscene as a whole. On one hand the defense may choose to try and force the jury to view the entire extreme associates web site, this could work against them. After being inundated with the kind of shit you find on extremes web site the jury may indeed be grossed out , and choose to convict. On the other hand the very brief nature of the Web clips involved could simply breeze past the jury without really staring out any real emotion. It will be interesting to watch how this place out, regardless of the tactic used it seems to leave the door open for appeal, possibly, although way to the Supreme Court.

Kiki D’Aire Shines a Light:

This guy Scott Rogers claiming to be from Buttman Pictures called me up yesterday and turned nasty when I questioned his credentials. If this person is indeed affiliated with John Staggliano in any way, then I think he should know that this Scott person is calling talent things such as “stupid bitch”. If he is indeed an imposter, which I think he is, then I wanted to warn all of the other talent a bout him.

I don’t think there is any such entity as “Buttman Pictures” John Staglianos company is Evil Angel. I bet he would be interested in thise fellow though cuz that’s a CLEAR trademark violation.

From JMT:

Man, you live a charmed life. You spend a couple of years lobbing bricks at Tera Show/DPTonight from the safety of the double-wide, and what do they do? Invite you out to Hollywood and treat you like a prince! What’s your secret?

Is the ‘unnamed civilian’ Jesse’s girlfriend that Luke’s write-ups always mention?

First Digital Playground admires my honesty 🙂…Second, yes that probably is the girl that Luke refers to as Jesse’s “girlfriend” but that doesn’t mean girlfriend in the porn sense, as in they fuck, it means girlfriend as in they are the best of friends. I know, I was there. I’m sure that the porn version appeals to Luke’s fantasies more but it just ain’t like that.

Okay that’s it for tonight maybe more later. South out!