I Got Link To An Ad Slogan Generation Site Today:

For shits and Giggles I plugged in the term “Porn Chick”

Here’s some of the results:

How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Porn Chick?

Porn Chick Tested, Mother Approved.

Porn Chick Keeps Going and Going.

Here’s One for Kurt Lockwood and Joey Ray:
I Wish I Were a Porn Chick Weiner.

Maybe this ones for Max
It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Porn Chick.

And one for Tim Case
Let Your Porn Chick Do The Walking.

Pure Porn Chick.

The Real Smell of Porn Chick. (I aint even suggesting anyone on this one)

Once You Pop, You Can’t Stop Porn Chick.

America’s Most Trusted Porn Chick.

It’s Not TV. It’s Porn Chick.

We Do Porn Chick Right.

Just for the Taste of Porn Chick.

Do The Porn Chick

I’d Like to Buy the World a Porn Chick. (the world has already had a few of em)

Leaves Your Porn Chick Minty not Mediciney.

It’s Shake ‘n’ Porn Chick, and I Helped.

Nothing Acts Faster Than Porn Chick.

Gee, Your Porn Chick Smells Terrific.

Where’s The Porn Chick? (Heard on sets all over Porn Valley)

If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Porn Chick.

Reach Out and Touch Porn Chick.

You’ll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Porn Chick.

The Porn Chick That Made Milwaukee Famous

Let The Porn Chick Take The Strain.

Would You Give Someone Your Last Porn Chick

Recommended By Dr. Porn Chick. (Sharon Mitchell?)

Do You Eat The Porn Chick Last?

Go Crack a Porn Chick.

You’ll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Porn Chick.

You Can’t Top a Porn Chick.

If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Porn Chick. (Yikes…we’d be fucked)

The Porn Chick With The Hole.

Leave the Porn Chick to Us.

Arch Stanton Writes:

Yup, Wank gets the attention now that the Camz Tardz get KSEX for free. They don’t see that he’s doing the same tired crap that he was doing 3 years ago. He’s just basking in the glow of all those new idiots that’ve suddenly “found” him. It’s gotten so I can’t stand to go into chat during his show anymore. The sheer amount of asskissing is disgusting.

It’s even worse on the KSEX forums.
*barf*
And they follow him to ADT and AVN…

And don’t let me get started on his “Team Tyler” thing, to call him a suitcase pimp is an insult to the good Mr. Case.

And yes, he’s not too fond of me either, can ya imagine that?

*end of rant*
Fond Memories:

I was doing an update for www.dvdem.com today, the scene was a never released (ever) Boy/Boy/Girl with Melissa Hill. I shot it over ten years ago, probably her first boy/boy/girl if ya keep track of such things. The audio was bad as was the color temperature so I never released it. Modern technology has allowed me to correct those issues but this was back in the days when we mastered on VHS so the quality, from a technical standpoint, isn’t as good as stuff mastered to DV these days but its done in full on DVD. The quality of the scene however, is smoking, Melissa always had something about her, a good girl who loves sex kind of quality. She was certainly pretty and back in those days she didn’t curse, do drugs, or drink.

Melissa was one of the first girls I ever shot and I was the first guy she ever shot for. I broke a cardinal rule back then and developed a bit of a crush on her, but it never got out of hand, indeed we stayed close friends for a very long time, we shared hotel rooms at shows from time to time and we talked on the phone, a lot.

Things changed for Melissa, for me too I guess, I haven’t heard from her in a long time, I hope she has gotten all that she wanted in life. If she reads this, I hope she emails me so we can catch up…I don’t miss many girls in this biz when they leave but I do miss Melissa Hill.

I Don’t Get It:

Out of all the things on the AVN (they dont do me the courtesy so I don’t link them) Blog that could grow legs, the post announcing that Wankus is the host of the XRCO Awards has gotten the most responses,. proving that the sum total of IQs of the posters over there wouldn’t equal that of ONE of my readers…

Kudos To Robert Lombard and Barrett Blade: (From Tim Case’s Blog)

Tuesday and Wednesday were two 16+ hour days on set for her on a set that was plagued with all sorts of problems, while I spent my days in West Palm Beach helping Mike South and company shoot the music video for “The South Pole Boogie”. Felicia wants to thank Robert Lombard and Maria and all the cast for making the set bearable. She had a rough few days and was beat, just like everyone else, I’m sure.

The exec producer was being a pain in the ass about her getting her airflight reimbursement, when he was supposed to have given it to her upon her arrival Monday night. No money for her on Monday night, nothing on Tuesday, even though she asked several times, and then nothing on Wednesday, either. She was getting antsy and called me, so I called Robert Lombard. True to form, Robert called Maria and informed her, as well as Barrett Blade, that NO ONE was to shoot until Felicia got her money. Barrett informed the producer, who seemed shocked from what I understand, then he paid Felicia what she was owed and work resumed. How great is Barrett Blade, not to mention Robert, who is the King of the World, as far as I’m concerned.

Speaking Of Barrett:

He tells me he has NO issues with Original Sin Owner Jim Crawford and that Jim owes him no money, the investors do. He also verifies what Jim told me that the two movies are different they share only Jenavive Jolie in common and even her scenes are different.