How To Learn To Deep Throat:

FLGuy writes:

“I heard you on this topic last weekend in Miami but some haggard looking guttersnipe interrupted your answer and I never really got an answer. You mentioned a peeled banana or something.”

That wasn’t a guttersnipe FLGuy that was Taylor Whine….I mean Wayne, Wane, Waine whatever… Show a little respect huh…

OK before any of you start with the fucking jokes I don’t know how to deep throat, but I do know how to learn how should I ever decide to go that route.

I once shot a girl who was so intensely good at deep throat I asked this 18 year old how, at her tender age, she learned to do that shit. She answered “Bananas”, and she would know, her name was Anastasia Blue.

Taylors crack about you don’t suck fruits, you suck cock is technically correct, but it shows why she sucks cock instead of teach classes in physiology.

The principle obstruction in the process of deep throating is the gag reflex, and we all know what that induces…vomit, puke, the technicolor yawn whatever you wanna call it, unless you are Max Hardcore or maybe Taylor’s boyfriend the thought of it on your manhood isn’t all that appealing.

Thats where the banana comes in, its softer than a penis, roughly the same size and shape, and there isnt a man attached to the other end of it poking it around at you. Have your girl (or guy) practice with the banana by lying back in a comfy positionwith the head tilted back, take the peeled banana ad insert it gently until you get the ability to relax the throat muscles and get past the gag reflex, this may take a little work but is she wants to learn and you dont want her dinner all over your penis and floor it beats learning with the real thing.

Should Taylor wish to comment here…feel free.