Happy Birthday to Me:

Thanks for all the cards and emails…y’all are the best.

Some Fun Videos:

The Japanese Trick: This is funny

Piano Players: This is real talent!

Cleaning the Flat: Now this dude like beer

and the best of the year

Mastercard: Priceless

Brown Bunny From a Chicks Perspective (The Porn Bloggers Favorite Chick “Crickett”):

What I Think of the Brown Bunny Blowjob:

First off, apologies to Tod Hunter. I’ve not seen the whole movie, though I plan to, and the instant availability of the BJ scene just was too easy to resist. I hope you can forgive me.

Now, about the scene. She looks nervous, but seems like she’s trying to do a good job nonetheless. Heaven knows he comes quick enough, so she had to have been doing SOMETHING right. My beef is with Gallo. Why the fuck does he have to keep moving around like that? Is he *dancing*? On coke? He’s unable to stand still, and I duno if he does that during ALL of his blowjobs or this one was special, but it seems to me that it’s a good way to get some teeth dragged on yer dick.

Chloe Sevigny: Good job, girl!
Vincent Gallo: Stand fucking STILL, you dolt.

happy whatever,
Crickett

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