Moron of the Month This is a real email sent to Felicia Fox, only her email addy has been edited:

Date: Wed, 8 Dec 2004 17:41:01 -0800 (PST)
From: Keith Anderson <[email protected]>
Subject: A Great Oppertunity for you
To: feliciafox

Hello,

Have you ever thought about being in the Adult industry? Have you ever wanted to become a star and make lots of money? well this is your chance, I’m a independent film student that decided to go into the adult film Industry. I am seeking women from 18 to 30 of any race, size, and height looking to become a star. To be quite honest it will not happen over night, but It will happen, if you are good at what you do and if you are chosen. I am a very respectable guy and I am in the L.A area. If you are disrespected by this email, I apologize 🙂 but this is for the ladies thats trying to make money as well as do something that they enjoy or possibly enjoy. I’m trying to make money as well. I’m No perv. just a busnessman trying to run a buisness in a billion dollar industry. I also do photography as well to get you in a couple of mags. So if thats you email me with some contact info and a pic .(jpeg/gif.) or video file (wmv, mpeg, avi) and I’ll get right bac k with you.

Holla Back
Keith

OK lets look at a few things here that should tip off any prospective pornette that this is a moron.

The email address, real producers don’t have yahoo email addys.
Most pornchicks even have the education to know it’s opportunity
Now Felicia has been in the biz for about 5 years…this idiot doesn’t even know that
Maybe he is a respectable, albeit illiterate guy, I have never heard of him
He claims to be able to get you in magazines but doesn’t bother to list his credits (because he doesn’t have any)

But mostly this letter lacks professionalism, not that there’s an abundance of that in porn…If the scammers ever bothered to get an education porn would be in trouble.

Talent Call:

A company will be shooting in Vegas during Adult Expo and is looking for talent. You must be all natural, no tattoos (small discreet ones are OK)

email me a photo(s), your rates paid in cash.