If you cannot operate the camera without auto-focus you should NOT be shooting porn!
If you do not know what white balance is and how to set it manually you should NOT be shooting porn!
If you you do not know why 3 chips are better than 1 you should NOT be shooting porn!
If you think vomit is sexy you should NOT be shooting porn!
If you do not use a cameraman you should NOT be shooting porn!
If you are a director and you are not present when the sex scenes are shot you should NOT be shooting porn!
If you think what you are doing is “art” you should NOT be shooting porn!
If you have to make excuses for what you do by saying “I have real stories in mine.” you should NOT be shooting porn!
If you think you can get into mainstream you should NOT be shooting porn!
If you don’t know what “crossing the line” is you should NOT be shooting porn!
If you do not know what “eyeline” is you should NOT be shooting porn!
If you think you are more important to the movie than the pornchicks you should NOT be shooting porn!
If you have ever used the name “Kid” anything you should NOT be shooting porn!
If you don’t know what an “establishing shot” is you should NOT be shooting porn!
If you don’t know what “metering a shot” is or how to do it you should NOT be shooting porn!
If you think the story is important you should NOT be shooting porn!
If you think sex is a beautiful thing that should only be shared between people who are in love you should NOT be shooting porn!
If you think that AVN review means anything you should NOT be shooting porn!
If you don’t yank to porn you should NOT be shooting porn!
If you don’t admit that you yank to porn you should NOT be shooting porn!
