This campaign ad out of Florida (of course), promoting the election of Sheriff Chad Chronister — yes, he even has a porn name — has earned him the moniker ‘The Sensual Sheriff’.
This advert is just great. Here’s an excerpt:
I feel compelled to note that the Republican candidate’s wife, Nikki DeBartolo, is pretty hot.
And it looks as though the humidity was rising in the old Chronister kitchen, if you know what I mean.
Think of the possibilities: this could be the next great Skinamax series “Internal Affairs, hosted by The Sensual Sheriff”.
Governor Rick Scott appointed Chronister as the sheriff of Hillsborough County last year. The appointment was necessary due to the early retirement of Sheriff David Gee, who capped a 39-year career and left office on September 30, 2017.
Chronister’s appointment was effective on Oct. 1, and he remains sheriff until the next general election in November 2018.
Upon his appointment as County Sheriff, Chronister said:
I want to be a sheriff for all people. I am ready, willing and able to guide the Sheriff’s Office into the bright future. We have reduced crime for 10 straight years through working hard and working smart, and always with our community partners, and all in the face of a growing population. I will also expand our youth mentoring/intervention partnerships, such as the one with the Boys & Girls Clubs, to focus even more on the children.
In the meantime, The Sensual Sheriff of Hillsborough County will personally focus on the ladies!
h/t: Timothy Burke
