Only in Florida: Bondage Mistress Demands Taxpayer-Funded Dungeon at City Commissioners Meeting

No, it’s not a new “Hellraiser” PR stunt; it actually happened this week at a meeting of the City Commissioners in the land of the hanging chad

From WFLA

A latex-clad “mistress” presented an unusual proposal during a Florida city commission meeting on Tuesday. Scrap the proposed waste disposal contract, and divert some of the funds to build a “dungeon.”

Fort Lauderdale City Commissioners discussed a proposed $ 906,500-yard waste disposal contract, With Waste Management, Inc. when they called upon a woman who signed up to speak.

The woman – identified only as ‘Miss Crave, She stepped up to the microphone. Flanked by two other individuals in tall stiletto boots, latex hoods, and reflective face shield

“Good evening, council people. You may call me mistress,” Miss Crave intoned.

The “mistress” said she stood ‘neutral, She regarded the contract. Ms. Cave  claimed the council members supported the pricey deal “to hide [their] secrets down the drain”, Such as “the condom [they] used to cheat on [their] spouse.”

Miss Crave suggested they use “a quarter of that [million]” to “support doms and subs in Broward County.”

‘Dom’ is shorthand for dominant in the BDSM subculture, while ‘sub’ is shorthand for submissive.

“To build a dungeon, created by us and for us, the taxpayers and voting citizens,” she continued. Spaces, where Dominatrix and Sub practitioners gather, are referred to as dungeons.

“In closing, do not let this glamorous look distract you from doing your duty to take my demand,” she said, gesturing towards the women behind her. “I look forward to spanking each and every one of You. All were invited to the new esteemed dungeon.”

After walking off in silence, the council members wished them a happy holiday.

“Are there any districts that have a dungeon?” another member jokingly asked the city manager.

“Not that I know of,” the city manager replied.

“OK, just wanted to check,” the council member said.