They Fuckin’ Hate Me:

I see over on AVN.com the are heralding the Masquerade Ball happening here in Canada Friday night. They mentioned Carmen Luvana being hostess but they figure if they ignore me long enough I will go away….WRONG! You see I am the Host and Carmen is my co-host, not that I am big into semantics and she IS far hotter…but still get it right you guys….And I am the one that got Carmen the gig…jeez!

Well The “October Surprise” Never Happened:

Or hasn’t yet anyhow, and Kerry is still very much in the race. Rumors that Bush is going to pull Osama outta his ass are lookinng less and less likely, and this ones gonna go down to the wire. get yer asses out there and vote people.

Don’t Forget I’m Gonna Be in Toronto for a Halloween party Friday Night:

And I wanna see all my Canuck readers from the area www.MasqueradeEntertainment.ca/halloween Click there for all the info. Its gonna have good food, deserts, and sushi on naked chicks…HELL YA!

My Las Vegas Novelties Toy Lines:

Seem to be doing very well…that pleases me…I am not even sure what all is on the shelf right now….I can’t even get them cuz we keep selling out….I presume thats a good sign.