Frank Writes:
Dude,
Not having heard from you in a while, I was beginning to think you’ve been overworked or too distracted, wondering what Goddess was going to find/steal during your absence.
Now I understand. Knowing you got a pedicure after giving me so much grief over my shaving & nail care, you’ve simply been embarrassed to call. It’s OK! Doesn’t mean you’re Gay or Metro, UNLESS it was a guy giving you the pedicure. THAT’S GAY. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Hummmm… No really, that would be Gay and VERY WRONG.
Nice tat btw… Glad to see it was a Marlin w/babes and not a Dolphin jumping your belly button w/Case riding it’s back.
Sheik Writes:
A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Mike South, the only redneck in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Mike was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women as he normal does.
At the height of the party, the host said, “I have a 10ft man-eating gator in my pool and I’ll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.”
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Mike in the pool!
Mike was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Mike was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Mike and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Mike strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Mike then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, “Well, Mike, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.”
“No, that’s okay. I don’t want it,” said Mike.
The rich man said, “Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?”
“No thanks. I don’t want it,” answered Mike.
The host said, “Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?”
Again Mike said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, “Well, Mike, then what do you want?”
Mike said, “I want the name of the asshole who pushed me in the pool!
Did Evan Seinfeld and I Kiss and Make Up?
In short, ya pretty much. We have a mutual friend in Dan Davis who has been pushing us both to bury the hatchet and since I am shooting layouts for Genesis Magazine whose publisher is Tera I decided it’s time to find new enemies. Evan was nice to me as was Tera and we sat back and talked about the bix, my tattoo I was getting that night and his long term plans for Tera.
Giving credit where it’s due, He has helped Tera immensely and has certainly had a positive influence on her since she left Digital Playground. It’s true that DP made Tera in a sense but now Tera is on her own and doing well and it’s obvious that Evan is no small part of that. So yep that part is true.
And since that one likely hurts your eyes…check out the ass on this little girl…how hot is she?
