As everyone around Atlanta is aware, the newly formed city of John’s Creek, GA, a suburb of Atlanta, has been at war with a local adult store called “The Love Shack”. Well the Love Shack has survived and made money at that store for one year and a celebration will be held on December 15.
How’s that involve me? Glad you asked
One of the things John’s Creek is in bad need of is a Fire Department. John Cornetta, decided to put away his differences with the city and help raise money for this fire department, he challeneged the City Mayor, an inept politician named Mike Bodker to join him in a dunk tank, Bodker not so politely declined.
Enter me. Never one to turn down the opportunity to whore for myself or a good cause I volunteered to “sit in” for Bodker. So in the cold December weather my dumb ass will be sitting in a dunk tank alonside of Cornetta’s dumb ass getting dunked into the cold water all in the name of helping a town I don’t even live in get a fire department. A town that probably wouldn’t let me live there even if I was rich enough…and I’m not.
I’m pretty sure John doesn’t live there either, but at least he has a store there and he does have enough to live there, matter of fact I think John’s Creek is a slum compared to where John lives.
So Adella, here’s your chance to take out a little frustration on me….join like minded people like my ex wives and girlfriends and throw baseballs at me and John. It’s all for a good cause.
And if anyone likes me please come out and dunk the godless heathen next to me in that tank…it’s gonna suck if I get all the action…
