I’m A Sick Man, Please Don’t Pray For Me:

I got an IM late last night from a chick calling herself “cutifulicious”, naturally before responding I looked at her profile, she was 44 and well dumpy and plain but nice guy that I am I went ahead and answered.

after a few lines of idle chit chat about where I live and how old she wanted a photo

I knew then was the time to drop the bomb, so I redirected her to my site

30 seconds later she proceeds:

Cutifulicious: You are a sick Man
Cutifulicious: You need help
Cutifulicious: I will pray for you
xxxsouth: Please don’t pray for me, I don’t want God to think that I would associate with a moron like you.

she left…LOL

Green Lantern Writes:

In their piece on thetrolls.net/Atomic Punk’s outing of porn stars’ real names, AVN reports the site has been up since March 2005. It’s been up longer than that in different incarnations. See, national sports radio personality & ESPN host Jim Rome used to have a message board on his website called SmackChat. His listeners (called Clones, the eviler degenerates are called Trolls) used to post there about sports, pop culture, music, work & all sorts of nonsense & insult each other verbally by trash talking or in the Jim Rome vernacular “running smack”. During a relaunch of his website sometime in 2000, SmackChat version 3 was taken down for good (didn’t help that the Trolls were coordinating attacks on other message boards & causing all sorts of mischief). The fans who were mercilessly addicted to “running smack” spun off a few message boards including thetrolls.com. I regstered there around 2000 or 2001 (after another spin-off board, The New World, shut down) because I remember that a 9/11 thread I posted in the MLB fourm offering my support & condolences to NYC & all Yankees fans in the aftermath of the terrorist attacks (from a diehard BoSox fan) was archived. I even have an email saved from when I registered my handle, BoSoxFan, there. I got tired of posting there after getting verbally insulted for admitting to being a friend to & PR rep for LeeAnna Heart & bragging about having her phone # (hey, you would brag too if you looked like Louis from Revenge of the Nerds like I do & had a hot chick like LeeAnna, Devon, Jesse Jane or Jenna Jameson’s # saved on your Palm Pilot–it’s human nature!). There were a lot of cracks directed about everyone in porn being infected with HIV &/or STD’s (same anti-porn opinion that a right-winger like Bill O’Reilly has). I last posted there in the fall of 2004 after the Red Sox won the World Series so I could trash talk & gloat to all the Yankees fans. I assume that the webmasters/moderators there changed the URL from a .com to a .net when they renewed it in 2005 or decided to change the extension while dumping years of accumulated postings, pictures, links & files from their servers in order to speed up the time it took for users’ posts to update.
Funny thing is that one of the cardinal rules over there was that you couldn’t post anyone’s personal info (name, address, phone #) especially if you didn’t have permission/consent from that user. If memory serves, Atomic Punk is or has been in the past, a moderator whose job it is/was to enforce that rule.

So THAT’S the real history of thetrolls.com/.net from an actual user (my handle was BoSoxFan, naturally)!!

BTW, there used to be a lot of password sharing for porn sites going on there years ago.

BTW, that Jack Sparrow look Jesse has in the Pirates poster is HOT!!
News on The Talent List of Names Is Forthcoming, But Only When Prudent to do So, Keep Watching:

Mercedez Cries Foul “It Was Pure Talent Not Me”

“I am not sure exactly why you feel you need to slander me on your site I don’t know you and I have never met you. I didn’t write up the advertisment for the Pure Talent “book” but so you know I am a Vivid girl, in fact Mike I am shooting with PT this week. As they say once a Vivid girl always a Vivid Girl. On the subject of me being a well know Fitness model, I posed for “Muscular Development” 4 times in 2003 with a 20 page spread and a cover in March 2003. The issue had a very long interview with me in the back along with the D-cup award from them. So yes I am a well known Fitness model. No, I was never “Starlet of the year” but I don’t claim to be either. The mistakes you talked about were mistakes on Pure Talent’s part not mine like you insinuated. I don’t need to fabricate any of my awards or accomplishments. I am one of the most awarded Feature Entertainers on the Circuit today. My ad wasn’t the only one to get messed up but I like how mine is the only one to be pointed out by you. Mike I don’t know why you feel like you have to talk bad about me. I am not sure what the problem is but if you need to contact me to get the facts please feel free to do so I would hate for you to be misinformed it makes us both look bad.”
Nina Mercedez

OK First you haven’t been “slandered” but I will forgive ya that at the moment. The Vivid Girl thing is only partially true maybe once a Vivid Girl always a Vivid girl BUT you have in fact been dropped off of Vivid’s current contract roster but I will give you that when you sent the info for the ad you probably had not yet been released from your contract.

As to the rest of it that’s for the world to decide, you say Pure Talent fucked it up…I say if that is so…don’t pay them for the ad.

But I still maintain that to claim an AVN Award you never won in a non existant category even…is wrong no matter who did it and if it doesn’t happen again because of this post then I don’t really care who fucked up this time because the objective was met.

AVN may not call Pure Talent or anyone else on it and that is their right, it is their award BUT I will call someone out for it so…Ann Marie Or Mercedez…whichever of you IS responsible….don’t do it again.

James Avalon Scores A Near Miss:

Watched “Darkside” tonight with a chick friend. The movie from Red Light District started out great, both Herschel Savage and and Randy Spears started off with highly interesting characters, Bill Margold was appropriately cast as a kind of twisted, oddball shrink who discovers a way to implant memories and even provides a very brief but accurate description of “string theory”

The sex is what you would expect from Red Light District and that is the films biggest weakness. Had Mr Avalon put as much effort into developing the two aforementioned characters and the underlying story as was pout into making sure every scene had a ridiculous ass to mouth scene he would have had a contender for best film, a serious one.

On that note the movie was shot on film, unlike most of the features that claim to be, they even honestly say it was shot in super16 something I don’t think any porn company has ever admitted to, most want you to believe they shot on 35MM even though to my knowledge, nobody ever did.

That said, it takes a talented director to properly shoot a movie on film, super 16MM film is way too expensive to leave rolls of it on the cutting room floor and exposing it properly, specially in some of the situations of backlighting and such requires a solid DP (Thats director of photography) On this front Avalon shines, every frame is perfectly exposed and perfectly shot, the look and feel of the movie match throughout.

Next time spend just a little more money and get a good script doctor and forget the retarded looking shots of going out of your way to get an ass to mouth shot in every scene and you will have a winner.

Just a Note to Say Thanks for ALL of your letters of support and yes even the people who emailed me and didnt support me….I will tell all as soon as I can but your encouragement and criticism is appreciated.