Ok it’s Christmas eve and Im wrapping presents and doing general stuff and I reply to a myspace message from a smoking hot web girl who has recenty relocated to Atlanta. She wants to hook up. I drop what I’m doing and head to meet her for dinner. On the way I get a call from one of Tim’s peelers named Autumn.
I tell her I will call her later, she says my cell is broken so use this number.
FF to later I call and this sleepy voice answers the phone:
“Hello”
Me: “What are you doing you triffling little hooker”
“What?”
Me: “What are you doing asleep you are never asleep this early”
“I was asleep”
Me: “Well ya told me to call ya back now wake up and talk to me hooker”
“who is this?”
Me: “Is this Autumn?”
“No This is Autumn’s MOTHER”
ooops!
Autumn is going to KILL ME
