For Bristol, it’s likely like throwing a hot dog down a hallway… that girl has some serious mileage on her.

I am a big supporter of the first and second amendment, with one little restriction: I think the second amendment should be limited to arms that were available at the time the constitution was written. I think that the framers of the Constitution would be horrified to see a country where people buy guns, only to have the sold off to or stolen by bad guys and used to commit crimes, for which people feel they need MORE guns to protect themselves. American needs a really, really big reset on this issue, it’s gotten so far out of hand, so extreme, that people are choosing unwisely to support the very things that end up killing them.

My biggest fear at this point is that Trump gets into office, and starts WW3 by being a dick to China or Russia and they finally bust a nut on him big time. I don’t think that he is Presidential material.

So for Republicans, the choice is to vote for a guy who will likely send your country into the shitter, or vote for Hillary, who will likely maintain the (somewhat poor) status quo, which is better than being a country in the middle of a world war.

How about if Chelsea and Ivanka come to my place and have a threesome with me? They are both hot and are probably close to being virgins, they would probably be great in bed. 🙂

On a more serious note, I doubt Ivanka (or Chelsea) will ever do porn although there are probably a couple of porn directors writing parodies where they double-team Porno Dan, Steven St. Croix or Tommy Pistol as I type. My vote is Melissa Moore as Ivanka and Cherie DeVille as Chelsea (we really don’t have anyone that actually looks like the Presidential Candidates daughters so that is the best I can come up with). Last time we had a parody-class Presidential Candidate the industry just got lucky that Lisa Ann could be made up to passably look like Sarah Palin (speaking of, I still want to fuck Sarah’s cute, slutty daughter Bristol).

@joeschmoe

Ivana and live-in help raised their three children. When Ivanka was ten they divorced and she remained with her mother. Ivana & Marla’s divorce documents tell ugly tales. As someone who shopped for Donald Jr’s christening gift at Tiffany’s I’m telling you he owes his relationship with their kids today to Ivana’s family values.

Why treat other women with any less respect? That’s the part of his character that bothers many people.

She needed it after the plagerism of the other night.