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Dan, HWMIC at Genesis Magazine Writes:
I saw the original post that “Bishop” made on another site. While I think that your parody of the post is funny as hell, it nowhere near matches the pure hysterical entertainment value of the original. And I quote:
“Havent you seen what happend to the other fools that have crossed Kurt’s path?Ask Mike South, he’ll tell you what Godzilla looked like when he tore through Tokyo. Is it so upsetting to you that Kurt is somewhere having what would be the time of your life that is to him just another day, throwing around cash like water, and balls-deep in pussy so fine you don’t dare look at it directly for fear that your erection may turn to stone,while you on the other hand are jerking off quickly so that you don’t get caught in your mother’s powder room?”
Here are my unbiased comments about this. Besides being the longest run-on sentence in history and being more all over the place in that time like Stevie Wonder driving, it’s nowhere near accurate. I witnessed first-hand the so-called altercation between you and Kurt at the AVN Awards. In my humble opinion, it was nothing more than a bad hissy fit. Actually, I wouldn’t even call it that. Kurt comes over and says “I know who you are” and makes like he is going to hug you before “accidentally” spilling a drink on you. Then he walks away. To me it was just a cowardly attempt at saving some sort of face.
Now, I’m not a huge fan or expert on the old Japanese monster movies, but I have seen my share of them, and other than the bad acting, it nowhere near represented the Beast of the Far East. Now a guy taking it up the dumper in a strap-on scene — that’s scary!
Kurt Lackwood writes on a lesser site:
That’s right,keep it up. Keep posting bullshit about me on this board. It’s ok to be jealous because as many Trannies as I have had fuck me in the ass one of them was yours. It’s not my fault if your trannie says she is going to the ladies room,and leaves you alone for two hours at the table at some fancy restaraunt because she had to go duke me up the old afterburner. However even if your trannie is screaming out TAKE IT LIKE A BITCH YOU LITTLE PILLOW BITING FUCK KURT! during one of your pathetic attempts at pleasing her, it is NOT ok to post bullshit about me.
You would think you haters would know that by now. Havent you seen what happend to the other fools that have crossed my path? Ask Mike South, he’ll tell you what Peter Pan looked like when he tore through Pixyland. Is it so upsetting to you that I am somewhere having what would be the time of your life that is to him just another day, throwing around beer like a pussy, and balls-deep in trannies so scary you don’t dare look at it directly for fear that your erection may wilt and never return, while I on the other hand am jerking off quickly so that I don’t get caught again with my trannie magazines? You know goddamned well that if you could wake up tommorow and be me, that there is not a single one of you trash posting bastards that would not kill youeself to avoid the possibility.
I have tried to warn you before and you have not heeded my warning so, let the blood be on YOUR hands when I wild-out in here like a bunch of mexicans at the park on puertorican gay pride day in new york.When me an my my pussy Bishop, I mean posse, I mean posse. come over there don’t laugh at the little bitch we will not lose respect for you. If you fall down laughing when you see me tearing through here like A.C. Cream through Christie Lee’s trash, I will point at you and we will laugh as you soil yourself laughing for the final time before Kurt tears up while Vanity tears into his ass with his his cock and then he and I will take turns playing jump rope with it.
See, if you tried to be more like Kurt and sucked cock instead of hating he would be more than glad to give you little tips on how you migh get laid because, whether you know it or not Kurt is a real nice guy who will go out of his way for others.
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Dan, HWMIC at Genesis Magazine Writes:
I saw the original post that “Bishop” made on another site. While I think that your parody of the post is funny as hell, it nowhere near matches the pure hysterical entertainment value of the original. And I quote:
“Havent you seen what happend to the other fools that have crossed Kurt’s path?Ask Mike South, he’ll tell you what Godzilla looked like when he tore through Tokyo. Is it so upsetting to you that Kurt is somewhere having what would be the time of your life that is to him just another day, throwing around cash like water, and balls-deep in pussy so fine you don’t dare look at it directly for fear that your erection may turn to stone,while you on the other hand are jerking off quickly so that you don’t get caught in your mother’s powder room?”
Here are my unbiased comments about this. Besides being the longest run-on sentence in history and being more all over the place in that time like Stevie Wonder driving, it’s nowhere near accurate. I witnessed first-hand the so-called altercation between you and Kurt at the AVN Awards. In my humble opinion, it was nothing more than a bad hissy fit. Actually, I wouldn’t even call it that. Kurt comes over and says “I know who you are” and makes like he is going to hug you before “accidentally” spilling a drink on you. Then he walks away. To me it was just a cowardly attempt at saving some sort of face.
Now, I’m not a huge fan or expert on the old Japanese monster movies, but I have seen my share of them, and other than the bad acting, it nowhere near represented the Beast of the Far East. Now a guy taking it up the dumper in a strap-on scene — that’s scary!
Kurt Lackwood writes on a lesser site:
That’s right,keep it up. Keep posting bullshit about me on this board. It’s ok to be jealous because as many Trannies as I have had fuck me in the ass one of them was yours. It’s not my fault if your trannie says she is going to the ladies room,and leaves you alone for two hours at the table at some fancy restaraunt because she had to go duke me up the old afterburner. However even if your trannie is screaming out TAKE IT LIKE A BITCH YOU LITTLE PILLOW BITING FUCK KURT! during one of your pathetic attempts at pleasing her, it is NOT ok to post bullshit about me.
You would think you haters would know that by now. Havent you seen what happend to the other fools that have crossed my path? Ask Mike South, he’ll tell you what Peter Pan looked like when he tore through Pixyland. Is it so upsetting to you that I am somewhere having what would be the time of your life that is to him just another day, throwing around beer like a pussy, and balls-deep in trannies so scary you don’t dare look at it directly for fear that your erection may wilt and never return, while I on the other hand am jerking off quickly so that I don’t get caught again with my trannie magazines? You know goddamned well that if you could wake up tommorow and be me, that there is not a single one of you trash posting bastards that would not kill youeself to avoid the possibility.
I have tried to warn you before and you have not heeded my warning so, let the blood be on YOUR hands when I wild-out in here like a bunch of mexicans at the park on puertorican gay pride day in new york.When me an my my pussy Bishop, I mean posse, I mean posse. come over there don’t laugh at the little bitch we will not lose respect for you. If you fall down laughing when you see me tearing through here like A.C. Cream through Christie Lee’s trash, I will point at you and we will laugh as you soil yourself laughing for the final time before Kurt tears up while Vanity tears into his ass with his his cock and then he and I will take turns playing jump rope with it.
See, if you tried to be more like Kurt and sucked cock instead of hating he would be more than glad to give you little tips on how you migh get laid because, whether you know it or not Kurt is a real nice guy who will go out of his way for others.
Mike
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