So You Think You Can Write

Of all the things i wrote last year there was one that seemed to hit a nerve with some people.

It was the one where I pointed out how few porn chicks actually write their own columns.

What was entertaining to me was that the only pornchicks who actually got miffed about it were the ones who most obviously do NOT write their own columns. The ones who do write their own columns like Stormy Daniels, didn’t seem to have any problems with it.

The others, who seem to think I don’t recognize the self serving publicist’s writing as easily as I recognize the “liquify filter” used to make more curves on them in their print ads, were incensed that I would think that they couldn’t have been syndicated columnists had it not been for them wanting to give something back to the world by sucking cock on camera instead.

Now you may think i’m partial to Kayden Kross here but the truth is read her last two blogs here and tell me they are not worthy of publication in most any newspaper in the country.  I have long read columnists like  Lewis Grizzard, Dave Barry,  Carl Hiaasen, Patrick McManus and others and I can assure you those columns would have made any of those guys proud.  While Kayden may not be able to do it five days a week, when she does, it isn’t by accident.

I sent her “Sell Outs” column to a nationally syndicated radio talk show personality, who read most of it on the air.

So here it is, If you want to be known for your ability to write…do it.  Don’t get pissed at me because I pointed out that you don’t, hell I never said you can’t, only that you don’t.  Why would you even want to write like Adella or whomever?  I’m sure you have a story to tell…tell it to me, and stop bitching because I pointed out what is apparently obvious to everyone except you.