Playboy Magazine has released the March issue titled “The Women of Porn” Issue.

On the Cover is Tera Patrick, Kira Kenner and Dascha. Everyone is swooning over it. HELLO, PEOPLE, IDIOTS! Playboy Magazine DESPISES porn and the people in it, they are simply trying to capitalize on our popularity in pop culture right now. When are the people in porn going to realize the facts? Fact number one Playboy SUCKS, the pictures SUCK and the writing in Maxim is way better. Fact number 2 Playboy has been losing money and readers for years, the reason see fact number one. Fact number three how big of a fucking moron do you have to be to lose 40 MILLION dollars a year on an adult website? Word to porners Playboy doesn’t mean shit anymore there is nothing prestigious about it and this may come as a shock to you but WE are bigger than Playboy is, why do you think they are gloming on to us? Just once I’d like to see a press release that reads “We here at Vivid Playground Pictures recognize that Playboy Magazine has done nothing to help our industry, the magazine has failed to keep up with the times and as a result we don’t want our valuable assets (our contract girls) being used to prop up this failure. We respectfully declined Playboys request to feature our contract girls on the cover and in the magazine. Please look someplace else to try and prop up your waste of trees.”