Hey, it fits. I had to egg on the troll a bit here, I was suspecting Fake Ari was actually the real Ari from some of the content of his posts lately (but wasn’t sure) and I had to egg him on to see what he would say. From his responses I am now re-convinced that Fake Ari is not the real Ari Bass (for those new to the Mike South Institute, Dr. Bass — yes, he has a doctorate in law — is otherwise known as “Uncle Peg”). Fake Ari needs to go fuck off, though.

@mharris

Was LMAO at Dr. Harris. Did you give your keyboard too much eggnog? I think it has a stutter or its drunk and drooling ‘fake’ or something.

It’s Dr. Harris to you, Fake Ari. You can have that fake dinner, it is on top of Fake Christina’s fake pussy — her fake clit. It won’t fake pass gas but it will squirt something (fake) in your mouth even less appetizing. Maybe your fake “buddy” the Fake Clark County Prosecuting Attorney will partake with you — and then call the fake police to fake arrest you on that fake contempt of court citation for not paying your fake penal fines. Once you arrive at the Clark County Detention Center and you try to (sexually) hit on her, Officer Nicole Sittre (she’s the extra cute booking guard) and three or four of her friends can hogtie you from behind with handcuffs and leg irons (clamped down extra tight causing severe pain in your wrists and ankles) then leave you in a holding cell drinking (water laced with lard) and eating (ground pork) from dog bowls for a couple of days (as you won’t have use of your hands hogtied). May Fake Patufa also piss and shit on your bed, you not notice and lie right in the middle of it.

Merry Christmas, Fake Ari. May you spend most of the new year in fake jail.

I am not Jewish so I couldn’t care less if anything is kosher unless a Jew is coming over to my home for dinner (I will acknowledge your right to believe in any religious beliefs you feel the need to as long as they aren’t detrimental to society but I am not required to adopt your religious beliefs myself). Since there very few known Jews living within my two county area (the nearest temple is over 50 miles away so they do not choose to live in my area) I don’t expect I will need to cook kosher very often. As for farts, good luck finding anyone with that fetish.

Oh, BTW I have a policy for trolls named Fake Ari, you must call me Dr. Harris and go kiss Fake Patufa’s ass, maybe she will even pass gas for you. Everyone else may use either my first name or my screen name. 🙂

Fake Ari, I have seen a lot of fetishes in my day but male-male “farts” is one I know you are making up. Go do a stand-up routine about that fetish in a San Francisco comedy club with a two drink minimum — and take ten shots of Everclear right before going on stage to do your comedy routine. I can just about guarantee you will pass out from alcohol intoxication about three minutes into your stand-up, falling flat on your face and busting your nose. If you don’t, everyone will start throwing tomatoes at you shortly thereafter. 🙂

@mharris127 Wow thanks so much for taking the time to write that all up. It’s a good counter narrative to the articles that I’ve read of late, and Peter seemed like a decent guy with a degree doing kink for fun. I didn’t know about it until this week, and the armory is such a big place that how can you monitor all the activity to keep it safe and from people stepping over boundaries?

@karmafan Right? Fake Ari has nothing to add to the conversation ever. Shame on you Fake @AriBass! Try a little harder next time and be real.