10 Things I Have Learned from Porn:

10. A Slut is a girl who will fuck anyone

9. A Bitch is a girl who will fuck anyone but you.

8. It aint just a cliche, pornchicks and peelers really do gravitate to washed up or never will be musicians.

7. Most of the guys in porn are gay or bi (I guess the shaved bodies and viagra/levitra/caverject wasnt give away enough)

6. Chicks really are very very different from us guys

5. Most guys and chicks outside the sex biz don’t have a clue how to keep a partner happy in the bedroom

4. Most guys and chicks in the sex biz haven’t a clue how to keep a partner happy out of the bedroom

3. Most people in porn are exceedingly poor business people

2. Out of all the people in porn, you can count the ones with any talent whatsoever on one hand.

1. If you are wondering if you are one of those talented people…you aren’t.