Everyone’s favorite miscreant misdemeanant and failed (unlicensed) adult talent agent Scottie Ohanian has been sprung from jail in downtown Los Angeles. After four nights of making new friends and connects in an LA County jail, he’s back on the streets.
Fortunately for Ohanian, the Men’s Central Jail is in a high crime area of L.A., so Scottie probably had little to no problem scoring some dope.
Or maybe his long-term girlfriend Gia Paige will take him back in and help him abuse more women in the adult business.
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Don’t the LA jails put released inmates money on a prepaid debit card or give them a check instead of holding their cash for them? That is what I have been told the larger county jails do with any cash on someone that is arrested and then released after being held for more than 24-48 hours. Scottie might have been around all the dope he could ever want but he probably didn’t have a cent on him when he was released other than that debit card or check (neither of which a street corner drug pusher would accept as payment). Scottie will probably have to wait until 9am tomorrow morning to get any cash for his drugs. Tomorrow afternoon he will have to go to Compton and get his drugs. Awwww, poor Scottie. No cash to go celebrate his release from five bubba land tonight with some cocaine, heroin, meth, LSD or whatever the fuck his drug of choice is. At least with his nightly five bubba dick ass reamings the past couple of nights he will have a loose enough ass to shove even the largest syringe full of dope into his ass tomorrow when he can finally get some dope.
Truly, you have a profane sense of justice, MHarris. Don’t get me wrong, I usually land on the same side as you, but wow. š