Jealous much? A woman in Miami Beach, Florida bit her partner’s penis “out of frustration” after accusing him of wanting to bed another woman, local police say.
Esperanza Gomez, 33, was drinking beers with her boyfriend for hours before he said she became belligerent and gnawed his Johnson.
It’s all fun and games until someone gets his todger bitten
The pair were having drinks in an apartment on Miami Beach from 9 p.m. to 3 a.m. Around midnight, a female friend came over and then left sometime after, according to a police report.
Shortly after the friend left, the woman started accusing her boyfriend of wanting to have sex with her.
She allegedly shouted at him, grabbed him by the arms and “began to poke him with a knife,” according to a police report obtained by NBC.
The victim had red marks and redness on his upper chest but no substantial injuries, according to the report.
He said he asked her to stop or he would call the police. When they arrived, he also reported that his girlfriend “bit his penis out of frustration.”
Gomez was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon and battery.
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Shit happens when you start consuming large amounts of alcohol.
I wonder what else was involved besides alcohol. I know I have drank gallons of liquor with women over the years, no chick has forcibly taken my pants off of me and tried to bite off my dick. Cute enough (although flawed looking) chick but if she has a history of attempting to bite off dicks I don’t have any interest in fucking her. This reminds me of the time Lorena Bobbitt cut off the cock of her then husband and suitcase pimp John Bobbitt. Cops found his detached dick somewhere a couple of hours later (Lorena took the severed dick and threw it out of a car window miles from the scene), surgeons reattached it to John’s crotch and, surprisingly, it works well enough for him to piss out of and it half ass got an erection in a movie that he did for now defrocked director and performer and accused rapist and serial sexual assaulter Ron Jeremy (sorry, I don’t recall the chick he was fucking).