Police in New Mexico arrested dimwit Dominic Calderon for solicitation after he allegedly attempted to pay an undercover police officer posing as a sex worker with a hamburger.
KRQE reported that Calderon, a 36-year-old registered sex offender was riding his bicycle on Central Avenue in Albuquerque on the evening of January 28 when he spotted the female officer. He approached her and asked how much it would be for a sexual encounter.
The pair agreed on a price, but Calderon told the undercover officer that he could not pay it because he did not receive his paycheck from his job until Friday. He then asked for her phone number so he could enjoy her services later.
The officer noticed that Calderon was carrying a bag from Chili’s, according to The Smoking Gun, and asked him what was inside. He told her that it was a hamburger. At that point, the officer proposed that her fee could be the burger instead of cash.
According to KRQE, Calderon agreed, and was promptly arrested for patronizing a prostitute, which carries a maximum penalty of six months in jail and a $500 fine.
The hamburger was seized and placed into evidence.
He is scheduled to appear in Metropolitan Court on February 25.
Calderon was placed on the sex offender registry after a 2006 conviction for criminal sexual penetration. He was still on probation for that offense, so his probation has been revoked following the new charge and it has been upgraded to a felony warrant.
Newsweek
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XXX, there should be a poll here. Who is more of a dimwit, Dominic Calderon, Char Cross, Ira Isaacs, Rob Black, Zoe Sparx, Trinity St. Clair or Riley Reynolds?
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